Stay-At-Home dad with working mom boobs. #BLM #PoliceReform Jewish
Massachusetts, USA
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I am even though I’m already vaccinated, I still text the number for vaccination locations because I get a Kick out of it when they appear on my phone years old. I do not have grandchildren, but I do have hypertension.
Bee stories, Volume 2
The bees are angry. We have overstepped our bounds and the very furies of nature itself have aligned against us to meet out our doom. Magnificent and terrifying in their rage, murder in their tiny hearts, they defend their home. As luck would have it,
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14 got her first Pfizer about 15 minutes ago. Feeling fine. Much finer than boy who had a solid fainting spell in the gurney right next to where we’re sitting.
Currently farting into gallon freezer bags and throwing them at my kids. I’ve got this. #GasShortage2021
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Tomi Lahren: This weekend people threw eggs at me and called me ‘Nazi Barbie’ - deadstate.org/tomi-lahren-th…
Remember everyone, as spring time turns slowly towards summer, a well-manicured lawn is totally fascist. #gardeningtips
“How do you think Beethoven felt when he first started losing his hearing?”
Remote kid: “He felt amazing.”
I kicked in the nuts, called an asshole and am told by my wife that she hates me. Hear me clearly, my marriage is totally fine.
"I get called Uncle Tom and the N word by progressives...I know firsthand, our healing is not finished," Sen. Tim Scott says in GOP rebuttal of President Biden's address to Congress, adding later, "Hear me clearly: America is not a racist country."
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