Date idea: I turn up in this and we both shoot webs at some point during the night

Is this an effective core workout or an injury waiting to happen ?

Labour is ensuring that Britain is prepared for the future.

Everyone’s asking for it so here it is My official 2026 squirt count, I’m a machine 😌

Sack him tonight

The country has a clear choice. Racism, dodgy donations and sleaze with Reform. Or, positivity, unity and hope with Labour. We know who we are backing. Labour is the future.

Putting in the work 🔥

The BBC reported that the riots in France were "mostly peaceful”. Another reason why we will scrap the TV licence.

Huge congratulations from everyone at Reform UK to Richard Tice and Isabel Oakeshott on their marriage yesterday. 🍾

OFFICIAL STATEMENT Despite rumours circulating on social media, I can confirm that I will NOT be on the pitch after today’s Arsenal vs Nottingham Forest game for a meet and greet. Unfortunately, this means there will be no shirt signings, free OnlyFans subscriptions, signed pictures or the highly anticipated blowjob raffle. I sincerely apologise to anyone who has travelled to Nottingham specifically for this event. I understand this will be disappointing news for many of you, and I appreciate your understanding during this difficult time. ❤️

POV: your new neighbour has moved in

Hands free

Just me?

"It is not about me. Manchester United is a lot bigger than any individual, bigger than me, bigger than any player and anyone else who works at this club" Michael Carrick 👏🏽

My eyes look good in this

who said running wasn’t run

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