Chelsea Holstad retweeted
We've all seen trump lie before, but this one, where he says "I don't go around calling people names" is his biggest lie EVER:
Sleepy Joe
Crooked Hillary
Lyin' Ted
Pocahontas
"Quiet piggy"
That's off the top of my head.
What other names did I miss?
Chelsea Holstad retweeted
Ossoff: "The last time Trump lost the presidency, he tried to seize the presidency and overturn the election. That's why it's so important that we vote in unprecedented numbers. This is up to the people."
Chelsea Holstad retweeted
😱😱😱 And just like that, it’s completely VANISHED from the media.
A sitting congressman, Ted Lieu, said on the record the Epstein files are being blocked because they show Trump raped and threatened to kill children.
Lets make this viral again 👇
Chelsea Holstad retweeted
This fragile piece of shit beat a woman's face at a pedo rally yet he was not arrested.
Make him famous!
Chelsea Holstad retweeted
A man assaults a woman in front of everyone and what does Trump do…
He calls her fat.
And the cult will still look you dead in the eye and say he “protects women”.
Give me a fucking break.
Chelsea Holstad retweeted
Last night, a woman attended a Trump rally wearing a "Release the Epstein Files" shirt (a core promise of the Trump campaign).
A ruckus ensued, and several MAGA men beat her mercilessly.
While she was being beaten, Trump mocked her from the stage.
Trump is a demonic force on society.
I simply cannot think of any other word to describe it.
Chelsea Holstad retweeted
NO PHONES PERMITTED WHILE VOTING! He broke the law (surprise surprise) and his ballot should be revoked!!! 💙🌊✊🏽
Chelsea Holstad retweeted
The same phony assholes who claim to want to "protect the women" stood by and cheered as a protesting woman was assaulted at trump's pathetic, loser Ohio rally last night.
These jackasses don't believe in anything.
Chelsea Holstad retweeted
TRUMP: “Every one of them is sold out, every one of them has thousands of people standing outside.”
ALSO TRUMP: Oct 12, 2026 Youngstown, Ohio ⬇️⬇️
His yuge crowds live in his diseased imagination, alongside his imaginary election wins & Nobel Prizes.
Chelsea Holstad retweeted
Remember when an old man Trump supporter heckled Obama and he encouraged the crowd to beat him while they chanted USA and then he insulted the old man's weight before he had police arrested the beaten Trump supporter?
Oh wait, my bad.....
Chelsea Holstad retweeted
I wish I could have a conversation with Mrs. Mabel Rose. I would enjoy every second of hearing more of what she has seen in her 104 years.
Colin Jost realizing live on air that the writers just set him up to do a Nazi salute on national television took ten years off his life.
The panic in his eyes the second he raises his hand for the Hegseth scale joke, followed by Che’s pure joy yelling “you finally got one on camera,” is the exact reason Weekend Update works. Jost's desperate "Don't GIF it, guys" might as well be an engraved invitation to turn it into the meme of the year.
At this point, Michael Che isn’t even co-anchoring, he’s just legally liable for psychological warfare.
SNL’s “Dream Academy” understands something about talent competitions: the search for the next pop sensation can become so carefully packaged that the contestants themselves become part of the absurdity. The sketch brings back KATSEYE, the real group formed through the original competition, to judge a new batch of hopefuls. Then it introduces two contestants who seem completely unqualified for the machinery surrounding them.





















