If you don’t sing the unwritten lyrics to Sweet Caroline, such as “bum, bum, bum” or “so good, so good, so good”. Let’s just put it this way, we won’t get along.
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“When the last thing we notice is the color of the skin,
And the first thing we look for is the beauty within;
When the skies and the oceans are clean again,
Then we shall be free” -Garth Brooks 💬
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Realizing how basically all of the NBA and NFL rookies are younger than me. Damn, if that doesn’t make someone feel old I don’t know what does. 😅
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Just mowed my lawn, drinking a beer on the front porch. I see the neighbor dads looking out the window to see if my mow game is strong and if I’m a threat to their lawns. #gameon
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I know I’m getting old when I’m happy that it’s raining so my water bill will be lower, from not having to water my lawn at my house. #22goingon45
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I watch how my parents act with my nieces and nephews and it’s not fair. When I don’t put my dishes away my mother threatens my life, but when these little asshole grandchildren throw food all over the floor it’s the cutest thing ever. 😂😂
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