Ryan Krebs

You won't find a better pinned Tweet than this.

AI taking over? Fuck that. It’s 2025 and every Leafs game night I have to log into ESPN+ and search for the game instead of the damn app/algorithm/computer/robot saying, “Oh, I will first assume you’re here to watch the Leafs game for the 1,393rd time in a row? Here you go.”

Me, being a Leafs fan during the playoffs 1998 - 2020ish / Being a Leafs fan during the playoffs 2020ish - present

Divisional standings is the dumbest relic that still exists in all sports. (If you want to play a divisional-style schedule to cut down on travel, fine. But using it for standings is so dumb and unfair)

I made this for others who are in the fan Venn Diagram of the Toronto Maple Leafs and Will & Grace

Would you suspend me for tweeting about anyone you've suspended in the last 2 weeks, because they're real-time living in your head.

Every member of the media in Qatar, regardless of nationality, should leave immediately.

This was the moment that went from "Ryan is a fanboy" to "Ryan has seen the face of christ, and he is Kyle Dubas"

#AskCJ The story around Trotz earlier this season was that he wanted to come back and coach again, but probably not until December. Well, now it's December. Any leaders emerging for him? Can't imagine a Caps reunion, or could we?..

Argos!

The hot new social media will be nothing like Twitter. It will be “Taker.” Posts will be “takes.” Instead of “likes” people can “flame” the “takes” (creating hotter “takes”). Re-posts will be called “Re-Takes.” Quote takes will be “TakeOvers.” Again, nothing like Twitter. Pay me.

Also, twat.

Will Twitter survive the night? Someone on “Team Not-Hardcore” has to know the deep-Twitter-kill-switch, I encourage them to use it on that nuclear twat EM.

Yup. Elon is the twattiest twat.