International rugby player for @ScotlandTeam and @GlasgowWarriors. Parody account... obvs.
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Back at the team hotel in Cardiff. Disappointing result today. No time to dwell. The Uber has arrived to take the team home.
Stuart was woken up in his Cardiff hotel room at 05:42 this morning by Finn Russell who was stood at the end of Stuart’s bed holding a plastic spoon and repeatedly shouting “Coco Pops”.
Ross Moriarty's been ruled out of the remainder of the tour with injury
Replacement Flanker, Catherine Zeta Jones is set to join the squad
BREAKING: Tom Jones eagerly awaits his call-up from Gatland. Asked for his thoughts on current Lions form, Tom says, "my my myyyy dyer"
Judging by Gatland's latest additions to the squad, there's a strong chance Tom Jones, Charlotte Church and Catatonia will make selection.
Stuart has reacted to the incident with room mate Conor Murray with absolute class and dignity...
Aside from pissing on his gum-shield
Stuart's packed his bags, collected his belongings, said goodbye to the players /coaches and curled out a large one on Conor Murray's pillow
Hoping we get to visit the Hobbit-town whilst in New Zealand.
It would be lovely for Greig Laidlaw to meet his extended family.
A week off for the team. Stuart is having a weights day in the gym.
The Gray brothers have gone to Harry Potter World. They love wizards.
Not saying the Scotland team partied hard last night but Finn Russell's been spotted with a Kebab on Arthur's Seat wearing a dressing gown.
BREAKING NEWS: Vern Cotter just smiled. Witnesses say it lasted 3.2 seconds. It's been described as "magical".