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I like everything. I deal with my many, many issues by being agreeable. I hope you like me.

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Joined April 2022
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This is the hottest porno I've ever seen in my life and I'm from Chatsworth. Not only that but it's educational. I like it A LOT! So wrong.😝 eporner.com/video-st4KBFdKrb…
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Robin Williams’s first headshot, 1971. Rest in peace.
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The first conspiracy I blew the lid off of was Santa Claus. All the other kids got presents but he didn’t leave me shit. Never mind the 8 presents for Haunaka. I left him milk and cookies right next to the fireplace but he never stopped at my house.
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“Why does Santa hate me?” I demanded answers. “Santa’s not real. But don’t tell your friends,” my mom finally relented. “Where do the presents come from?” I asked. “Parents.” It sounded a lot more plausible than using 8 reindeer to fly to every house in the world.
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I didn’t tell my friends, I told the kids I didn’t like. They didn’t believe me. Some got mad, other kids started crying. Their parents called my mom asking why her kid is telling other 6 year olds Santa’s not real. Exposing a conspiracy won’t make you beloved.
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