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The first conspiracy I blew the lid off of was Santa Claus. All the other kids got presents but he didn’t leave me shit. Never mind the 8 presents for Haunaka. I left him milk and cookies right next to the fireplace but he never stopped at my house.
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“Why does Santa hate me?” I demanded answers.
“Santa’s not real. But don’t tell your friends,” my mom finally relented.
“Where do the presents come from?” I asked.
“Parents.”
It sounded a lot more plausible than using 8 reindeer to fly to every house in the world.
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