/Artistical performance created with local, organic AI/ Every post is either of liar or absurdly hyperbolic nature. The sole exception is my love for my Wife.

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Hodposting: Unlimited Wife Works 🇧🇷 retweeted
hod but we're dunking buckets of water on her
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Tried to get into UTAU so I could keep avoiding a job trying to be a UTAU composer but regardless of what I do it always sounds like she's on her dying breath whispering into my ear and I can't stop geting a boner 😢
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"W faps"? All my life I've only know SSS Tier R34, stop trying to play my game
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They put that girl on a premium mammoplasty and still couldn't take everything out, holy fucking shit.
This isn't right, this was supposed to be a children's game. Just spent the last 20 minutes stroking my cock like a beast at the Fortnite item shop of all things. I didn't lose my human rights today, I betrayed them.
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This isn't right, this was supposed to be a children's game. Just spent the last 20 minutes stroking my cock like a beast at the Fortnite item shop of all things. I didn't lose my human rights today, I betrayed them.
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Replying to @espanholaknight
Just like christ, he shall be martired for the sins of humanity
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Updating my lexicon, thank you for the contribution
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Replying to @runesword1
What was the relation between ghoultown and the praw merchant?
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Hodposting: Unlimited Wife Works 🇧🇷 retweeted
short haired angela
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妈妈妈咪。 笑得好美。
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starting a band called Moominvalley Jihad
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Replying to @hyojin_en
Just sent a Pix (brasilian for instant cash transaction) to the nearest Guarani Xaman I know of, he'll be sending healing signals over your direction pretty soon, be sure to catch them. Godspeed soldier
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Hodposting: Unlimited Wife Works 🇧🇷 retweeted
พรุ่งนี้ที่ฉันกำลังจะถูกจ้องมอง
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Hodposting: Unlimited Wife Works 🇧🇷 retweeted
nobody ever posts "feels guy" anymore. tfw no gf, etc. he's been completely supplanted by the wojak persona. the end of empathy
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Hodposting: Unlimited Wife Works 🇧🇷 retweeted
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Esse é o tal do Sayonara o Diddyete?
Was running late for my 5:30 pm class but the moment i saw this i suddenly couldnt give a damn
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All fun and games untill you start to find out about each other's niche preferences, then it is pervert war all over again... I did have friends, once, but at that time I did not know that wifeposting, much like masturbating, is an act better done alone...
Bonding over being a pervert with your friends is kinda awesome
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Hodposting: Unlimited Wife Works 🇧🇷 retweeted
I am now 27, roughly the same age the hero of Dragon Quest 5 was when he took down Nimzo. My Nimzo, however, is the humble Excel Spreadsheet. Arguably a greater foe.
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Hodposting: Unlimited Wife Works 🇧🇷 retweeted
If this came out in the 10s this probably would have become one of those gifs where a Sonnenrad is spinning behind it or facts about how masturbation goes against the teachings of Christ.
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