Something very weird was happening. And if something very weird was happening, he wanted it to be happening to him.

Joined May 2009
Replying to @HoboStew
Did you I made a game/movie? Check it out! Its almost certainly the weirdest thing you will play this year splintergame.com/
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For those curious, bluesky is really good! I’m digging the curated feeds like the gamedev one and it seems like it actually has moderation unlike some places I could mention
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Also their api allows for actual fun stuff, for example: bsky.app/profile/andy.baio.n…
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From Friendster to MySpace to Facebook to twitter and now to bluesky. See you there at @hobostewball.bsky.social!
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One subtle thing I like about this hotel is that the doors to the rooms are angled so it’s easy for me to remember which way to go when I leave
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Monte Carlo is like if Vegas and Sausalito had a baby
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And sprinkled in some old world royalty flair
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Could not agree more with @AJentleson here: “In politics, winning elections is the moral imperative. You go into this business to change people’s lives for the better. That means changing policy, and to change policy you have to win. Those who would rather lose elections so that they can feel better about themselves leave the real suffering to the people they claim to fight for. No one wins when we lose. It is time to start winning again.”
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Am I going to have to explain to my kids why someone beat up an old man on tv? And was paid lots of money to do it?
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Cool for Logan Paul to reach out to boomers like me with some Phil Collins as his walk-in music
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By the way my walk-in music would be “Fight Test” by the Flaming Lips. Technically on brand but wildly inappropriate for the situation
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I’m heading to Monte Carlo in a solo adventure tomorrow so if there are any spies in the world who look exactly like me please head there now so we can have a wild madcap adventure
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It’s time to bring back Professor Price. He is the only one who can bring America back together
On November 14, 1977, ‘The Price Is Right’ introduced its ‘Professor Price’ pricing game. An animatronic puppet would keep track of right and wrong answers with its fingers. The game was scrapped after two episodes
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This is confusing the hell out of me too I had to google it to make sure I remembered this correctly
this is driving me crazy because Get Low is not by T Pain. Why would you call T Pain instead of Lil Jon??? T Pain was featured on the song Low by Flo Rida, not Get Low by Lil Jon and The East Side Boyz what is going on
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quick sketch of where I’d like to see the democratic party go
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Bring back trillian!!!
Any suggestions for apps for people that hypothetically wanted to post in multiple places simultaneously--with graphics and threads too?
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House full of Halloween candy and not a single peanut butter/chocolate confection to be found so Im here scooping out peanut butter and sprinkling M&Ms on them like a god damn Visigoth
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I refuse to comment on this absurd slander that is being pushed around that the scarcity of Reese's is somehow due to my unsustainable farming practices
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For the first time since WWII, every governing party facing election in a developed country this year lost vote share, via @jburnmurdoch 2024 Democrats are the red dot. Absolutely critical context to any postmortem.
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