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Quantity Surveyor || Construction Cost Advisor || Project Manager || Development Consultant

Nigeria
Joined January 2012
WHY MOST REAL ESTATE PROJECT TIMELINES FAIL (AND HOW TO AVOID IT) 1. Weak Feasibility Study When feasibility is rushed or based on assumptions or not done by the right professional, the project enters construction already “injured.” Don't be penny wise pounds foolish.
IMPORTANT PHASES TO CONSIDER WHEN STRUCTURING YOUR TIMELINE IN REAL ESTATE PROJECT 1. Feasibility & Concept Phase: You determine if the project is worth doing. Professionals Involved: Quantity Surveyor, Architect. The scale will determine whi else to be part of this stage.
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This is a plain trick. No magic. Why did he slant his hand? Most of the things attributed to spiritual stunts are actually scientific tricks
a white man dared an Ifa priest to make the Ado move, he did some incantations and the Ado was standing on its own 🙆🏽‍♂️ who said there’s no juju again?
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Marital commitment don choke this one. 30 is too early my sister. 40 is the most appropriate.
"If you're not up to 30 years old, you don't have any business with marriage" — Nigerian lady says
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When it comes to polygyny, you acknowledge it is the only thing. When it comes to not delaying the burial...a colleague said the same thing. When it comes to sadaqah and zakat, your people say the sane thing with what is obtainable in your circle. When it comes to Ramadan and uniformity in the Eids, we hear the same thing. Ileya meat and festivities, this comes out of people's mind. Noninterest banking too. The list is practically endless
This is the only good thing about Islam lmfao
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Many young people have equated wokeism to showing lack of manners, ungratefulness, being boldly stupid, and staying close to being mąd. It is worse among girls like this, who want to be bedbugs in marriage. They want all rights and extra rights, but make their own responsibilities optional. They want the world and it's oxygen to revolve around them. Unfortunately, only few boys, today, have the intelligence to match this mądness. They can only impress girls like a western parotia bird. They already got a name, dodoyo, and they are readily available to fall victim for girls like this. Marriage is a serious business. Not the zina-ing (fornication sounds fashionable these days) that is being promoted. Choose a responsible, chaste, reasonable, kind, family oriented partner. Stop thinking with your third leg!
Iru wahala wo leleyi bayi 😢 😢 😢 “Did i ask you to bring me to uk”? Why are you an ungrateful goat?
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I've never partronized these guys before, but I admire their work. I once asked one to help me get this tool so I can always use it for myself. 6 months past, he couldn't, so I stopped asking. People should stop risking their lives.
Before you let anybody cut your nails, watch this video!
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Welcome to the world of precision and accuracy. Science as an art:
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And some adults from a particular gender use anger as excuse to behave as they wish. Well, we can all take the lesson here. Bye
Even after his disappointment, he got manners 🥹
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Bricklayer proceeded to dpc (damp proof course) to escape hollowfilling the blocks. Well, I've punctured holes in his block works to show him that he is not mad enough to match my coconut head. So many crazy people out here.
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You are there for tender for God's sake. Why are you pointing out design errors. Get the project first, then the suggestions can be done on site. Over sabi architect! 🤦🏽
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To what end?
People are now making metal coffins ⚰️ to use bury the dead.
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Experience is the best teacher. Never say never
There’s this woman on TikTok who is always speaking against polygamy. She insults second wives, drags their husbands, calls them names, and does all sorts. Recently, I noticed that she had started praising polygamous homes and men who marry two or three wives. Out of curiosity, I decided to search her page, only to discover that she recently got married as the THIRD WIFE😭 Apparently, she and her former husband divorced, and she has now remarried into a polygamous home. If you see the way she’s been praising polygamy and celebrating men who marry multiple wives, you will laugh
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And this one parents are somewhere praying for him o
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Tiger battery was the best option, the spoilt tiger batteries become soft and can be easily broken, unlike Flash battery. That one stubborn d1e.
It was by the mercy of Allah that we din't die back in those days, cos most time we use substance from inside disposed battery, mix with charcoal and some other carcinogenic substance so the board can be very dark.
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The new trend is to get people's wedding videos, and make a controversial caption about it.
Wedding video that has got people talking.
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Some young men still do this. It is still happening. So, anyone, any lady, that is so confident that her husband has no other wife should not be absolute about it m until his death.
Many of you wouldn’t know that your papa fe iyawo pamo until they die🤣
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Nothing like ayeta. Na lie
What actually happened l shooting an Heckler & Koch g36 at close range.
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Music opens all doors to fawahish (gross obscenity/exteeme lewdness/shameless acts), bid'ah (innovatons in the deen), and sometimes kufr (disbelief). All the misguided paths has some or strong relationship with music. No righteous and religiously committed muslim will associate himself with it. "Music causes hypocrisy to grow in the heart as water causes plants to grow" Ibn Mas'ud. I've repeatedly told a friend that he should run from any group or gathering that doesn't prohibits music nor preach against zina. We ask Allah to protect us from nifaq and fawahish
Islamic Singer, Aminat Obirere performed at IFÁ FESTIVAL 2026 today.
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GenZ construction professionals with woke vibes are giving the old men in the profession headache. This young man came to site with dreads and earrings. Baba looked in disgust 😆
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I have 2 architects, we don't have boundaries when it comes to time to call. 1am, 3am, 6am, 😆. One night, around 12am, one of them sent me a drawing, then followed up with a call that lasted about an hour. We did a quick review of the designs and the cost implications of some of the features, he sent me 100% of what is due during the call and I sent all my deliverables 5 days before deadline. The guy sabi motivate me. Come and join this club please 😁🙂
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