@HmmConvenient

NYC / LA / Telluride / Miami

Joined August 2023
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dario if you want to slow down just hire a bunch of the google guys
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Never ever fill out online forms as a buyer or seller! Dave Ramsey, any “Find an Agent” site, Zillow, etc. Any fees paid by an agent for that lead will be passed on to the consumer. Why? Agents are paying the referral company up to 30-40% of their commission. #BellatorRealEstate
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Spirit Airlines has an opportunity to do the funniest and most profitable thing by pivoting to a cloud GPU AI company.
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What building in Austin actually feels like right now, from two founders living it and scaling. @anothercohen and @will_johnson came to talk the business of health in the AI age. Instead we got the group chats on the record. Bullish on Austin with no BS. Agenda 0:00 Why Alex and Will chose Austin 5:17 The engineering talent gap 14:10 Who gets hired and the conference hustle 20:58 Miami, Palantir, and competing for wins 26:02 What SF’s venture culture has that Austin is still building 32:58 Operator density problem and the office gap 41:05 Why selling to Main Street works better from Austin 50:16 More storytellers needed 59:16 SXSW’s decline 1:05:18 King of Austin for a day
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They not like us
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This video has been haunting me for days now. I can’t stop thinking about it. I can’t stop showing it to people. I can’t believe how awful that sear looks. It’s truly remarkable.
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Lives in Austin. Wonders why it sucks.
I understand that new neighborhoods will not be mature enough to have wonderful canopy trees, duh. But why are they (basically) not planting any trees at all? I think I see four or five baby trees? A new neighborhood rarely looks good, but ones like this will NEVER look good.
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Why would anyone still use @Lovable
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Williamsburg is the Austin of NYC
living in williamsburg is likely the most npc thing you can do in nyc the artists arent cool enough to be in bushwick or les the tech and finance bros are too poor to live on manhattan you are left with total mid people
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The Atlantic's @will_gottsegen is working on a hit piece about Clavicular. Here is Team Clavicular's statement:
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Replying to @Jason @AFpost
Why not raise 200x more for charity with a single tweet, then? Oh, right, because you are a liar. nitter.cf/i/status/1895894256038…
I will donate $10M to any charity Jason selects if he can name a single Anduril board member who likes him. This should be easy - he claims to have a personal relationship with all of them, after all. He wouldn't lie about knowing my board members just to save face, would he?
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For the love of God we have to outlaw almond milk.
California's Central Valley produces 80% of the world's almonds. Each almond requires 3.2 gallons of actual irrigation water to grow. Not rainfall. Actual tap water pumped from aquifers. One gallon of almond milk requires 162 gallons of irrigation water. Compare that to dairy milk at 8 gallons of tap water per gallon, with the rest being rainfall that falls on pasture anyway. But here's where it gets properly grim. Almonds bloom for exactly three weeks in February. During those three weeks, California needs every pollinating bee in North America transported to the Central Valley or the crop fails entirely. Commercial beekeepers truck in 31 billion honeybees. That's two-thirds of America's entire managed bee population, all concentrated in one valley for three weeks. The bees are packed into trucks, driven across the country, dumped into almond groves drenched in pesticides, worked to exhaustion, then packed up and shipped to the next crop. The mortality rate is catastrophic. Beekeepers report losing 30 to 50% of their hives annually. That's billions of bees dead. Not from natural causes. From being used as disposable pollination machines for your almond milk. The pesticides don't help. Almond groves are sprayed with neonicotinoids which scramble bee navigation systems, fungicides which weaken their immune systems, and herbicides which eliminate the wildflowers they'd normally forage on between almond blooms. Meanwhile the aquifer depletion is permanent. The Central Valley has sunk 28 feet in some areas from groundwater extraction. That water took 10,000 years to accumulate. It's being drained in decades for almond milk. Your vegan latte killed more bees and used more water than a year's worth of dairy milk. But it's got "plant-based" on the label so you're definitely saving the planet.
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Yeah or you can just look at their @Strava
millions of people doxxing themselves everyday without even knowing. If you spend the time analysing reports, you can determine where somebody lives and works.
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You’re a mayor. Know your role. Water, city parks, waste collection. That’s your department. Nobody is briefing you nor seeking your advice on international military operations.
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Austin housing wasn’t built to “make it affordable” developers bet on continued migration. That has ended. Developers get killed when rents go down.
Austin TX is now back to pre-pandemic apartment rents. Down 21% from peak in summer of 2022. $1,636/month --> $1,288/month (I'm now even seeing 2BRs in some apartments at sub-$1,000) This rental correction is due to a sharp drop in migration/demand, combined with a surge of new apartment development. At this point, Austin has its cheapest rents on record relative to income.
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Rolling up private high schools for premier access to sports talent is brilliant @blackstone @BlackRock
Private equity guy notes: -Does *everyone* need helmets? -What if we replaced this scout team with AI? -What if we bought Weber State, rolled it up into our operations, then eliminated redundancy? -Our fan sweatshirts transition to a subscription model, can't be owned outright
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0 to 1 teams are the only ones that matter
There's a person who joined Stripe at $250m ARR and rode it to $5b ARR and never faced adversity during the entire way. And I can barely describe how much softer they are than the person who did $5-100m at a startup and had to choke a mf to death for every dollar on the way.
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Florida already did it
Should we also win by showing we can actually build high speed rail? 👀
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