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BREAKING CS2 NEWS: It's my pleasure to present a follow up interview between @nocriesof and renowned CS2 content creator @patlovesghent. Cheating, pro aspirations, and more. With their permission, I've been cleared to post this for the whole scene to see.

Unpopular opinion: 99% of u should quit and do something useful IRL. You’re not going pro, your 8 hours a day of demo watching probably isn’t going to get you anywhere. Play for fun, enjoy life, have a plan, make some real money. CS is not your life. You’re not the 1% I promise.

Welp, this is some incredibly disturbing news. In the middle of our 4 week mental health break, we have been abruptly disqualified from ESEA Advanced. We planned to miss a few games and return with a rekindled passion for the game we love, but I guess FACEIT and ESEA just don’t care about their player’s health. I wouldn’t be surprised if this is what pushes one of our players over the edge, but I’ll let that weigh on the FACEIT team’s soul, not my own.

Done playing team CS forever after @prodbytmelks drunkenly gambled away his PC the night before the most important match of the season. Not even funny anymore how unlucky I am with teammates. Like 15-20 teammates over the last 2 seasons seem chill and then I pick them up and they develop schizoaffective disorders. There’s probably some common denominator between them all but I’ll never figure it out. Thank you to @bango_cs for subbing also @andrw_cs is a racist homophobe only played with him for the VRS core

Teams dead GG LFT can play any role 80+ dar past 3 adv seasons With me I bring a sponsor and a frag miami ticket already paid for HMU for more details

I didn't think I'd have to make another one of these so soon, but the acts in this video are never okay. I don't care how bad we're being beaten, this is just abysmal sportsmanship. Although the team is dead now, I just want to make it clear that the rest of Luigi's Mansion condemns this behavior. For all of those that stuck with us this season, thank you for your support. Nothing else to say but #FreePalestine

not every timeout needs to be tactical. sometimes your team just needs silence. we call it a “decompression timeout” — 30 seconds where no one talks, no one blames, just breathe. composure wins more rounds than strats ever will. decompress → reset → win.

Subject: Is @veinJESUS the Epstein of NACS? While I can’t respond directly due to being blocked by this “vein” guy, I must agree it is extremely alarming that controversy seems to follow him everywhere. Is he really that unlucky, or is there something deeper going on? So ur telling me this guys whole team got banned for cheating a few months ago, and now he has teammates matchfixing, and we’re supposed to believe he knows nothing about these things beforehand?Does he take us all for fools? What kind of idiot picks up someone that’s been cut twice this season for sleeping through games? Perhaps he’s not an idiot, but in fact the mastermind behind an operation bigger than we can imagine. We all saw the odds change on GGBet from +300 to -400 right before the match right? Something insidious is going on here, the parallels between this and vein’s cheating scandal are too similar. And again, @JustDodgeCS left mere days before the scandal took place, just like with the luigis mansion bans.

For unknown reasons, playing intoxicated is no longer working and we have won 5 rounds in our past two ESEA Advanced games. It’s back to the drawing board for our protagonists. Considering cutting @NickCarbs or @Tylermelkertt, but we are very torn on who it should be.

Due to an enormous number of requests from the community, I present our second Tips & Tricks guide from our league match we won today. This one covers clutching and utilizing headshot angles when low HP, and your professor for this video is none other than the infamous @andrw_cs

Hey everyone, here's a cool AWP pick me and my IGL (@HitByBus55) came up with today in our match. As far as I know, we are the first ones to ever do this. Let me know if you guys want more content like this, although I'm apprehensive to reveal too much of our playbook obviously.