Chelsea fan. Accountant / Auditor. Politically leftist and generally a nerd.

England, United Kingdom
Joined May 2013
“How can Chelsea Comply with FFP rules?” A good question that @SwissRamble tried to answer in their Substack. I thought I, as an auditor, would go over their work and give some of my thoughts in the thread below Feel free to have a look if that kinda thing interests you at all
🧵 Swiss Ramble recently did a forecast on CFC’s financial performance for FY 23 & 24 and its impact regarding FFP & P&S I figured, as an accountant / auditor myself, I’d have a look and present some of my thoughts below /1
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Or York for Uni of & St John (which I can say having gone to the former, w/ a partner who went to the latter) I do find it eternally funny that my partner did her undergrad at YSJ, was rejected for a post-grad there, but was accepted for basically the same course at Uni of York
The beauty of the British university system is that you can do this with a one word question “I went to Leeds” “Met?” “I went to Oxford” “Brookes?” “I went to Sheffield” “Hallam?” Gets them every time
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He’s either lying, stupid or both
🗣️❌ “Chelsea are BIGGER offenders and WORSE offenders than Man City!” Simon Jordan questions why there’s less outrage over Chelsea’s historic ‘cheating’ than Manchester City’s 👀 📺 youtu.be/flpiWmEZyEQ @sjopinion10 | @piersmorgan
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I really don’t know why the phrasing is ‘Rogers challenge on Garner’ when they both jumped in on each other The still below literally shows Garner mid-air landing on Rogers’ leg as well Then again, its Sherwood, of course he thinks the Chelsea player should be sent. Clown.
Tim Sherwood on Rogers challenge on Garner: "He could've broken his leg. It's a poor challenge. That's a straight red card." [sky]
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Scientology are genuinely missing a trick by not targeting Mikel Arteta, tell him Arsenal can get a Champions League by becoming a Level 7 Laser Wizard and he’d be all-in in seconds
New: Arsenal have been secretly working with a specialist creativity guru from Argentina. Germán Castaños, an expert in innovation who has written multiple books on alternative thinking, has become a key member of Mikel Arteta’s inner circle. telegraph.co.uk/football/202…
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A very eloquent answer, but I fear it won’t do anything to change Tommy’s views, unfortunately
This is Tommy. Tommy had a question about my allegiances. Listen to the end to hear about his.
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The only real reason he isn't getting minutes is because we have no European football this year. We will 100% need him and others similarly next season and beyond.
Clubs should be all over Estêvão. He’s a superstar talent who should be playing regular football at the elite level. There’s not a single club where he wouldn’t fit. Real, Barca, Bayern, PSG… that’s his level. Yet Chelsea and Alonso can’t give him mins because of the system!!
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I hope he can see and realises that as well
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Football fans in a nutshell
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In Penders we trust
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Absolutely dreadful half, mostly because of the referee
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Tierney once again is a disgrace
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Tarkowski deserves another YC for dissent if Neto had one then
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That would have been a fucking puskas fffssssss
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Truly impressive Tierney has already lost this game
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The fans will always be annoyed but it was not a good challenge Could have very easily injured Josh, obvious YC
Feel like the ref ain’t helping here 🤣Was a good tackle and he’s just woken the stadium up.
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That was a fucking awful challenge
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Also just noticed - Colwill was captain over Caicedo last week Why switch back??
Our Blues 🆚 Everton. #CFC | #EVECHE
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Come on Chels 💙
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Funny either way that either Lavia isn't fit or he's being benched by Henderson
Our Blues 🆚 Everton. #CFC | #EVECHE
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Honestly the biggest thing here is that we might finally be rid of Gusto
Chelsea XI to face Everton: Martinez, Acheampong, Lacroix, Colwill, Neto, Henderson, Caicedo, Hato, Palmer, Rogers, Joao Pedro
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