@His_randomness

ruto ni wazimu. no other explanation.

 Nairobi, Kenya
Joined November 2022
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Hio yenyu sio debate, ni upuzi. What are we even talking about? Who to vote for between a mass murderer & a person who hasn't murder anyone? Hio inahitaji debate?
Cynthia Zion@cynthiaZion122h
Watu wa Sifuna, can't you guyz debate without insults?
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"Madame wawili juu two heads are better than one".
Koechii Karamoko@me_right_now_w_17h
Who's the most quotable Rapper in Kenya?
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In that they both scored...
breezrill 👾.@breezrill11h
yan diomande, the madueke of la liga 😭.
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The players.
Manchester United
@ManUtd13h
💬 "I spoke to the players this morning about the history of the game and what it means." Michael reflects on his team handling a tough atmosphere ⤵️

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I swear niliweka GG when United scored 😂😂
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Nadedi 😭😭
Premier League Out Of Context
@PL__OOC22h
Interim Carrick Permanent Carrick
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Stunt on them hoes my baller.
JoeAce
@thecitydefender14h
Arsenal have constantly proved that they aren't a serious side competing for the league. Cause why are you bringing on Madueke when you desperately need to win a match? 😂😂
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Mbappe, stop that.
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Rais ameshuka na mtukufu matusi proper. 😂😂😂😂💯💯💯💯
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Evidence all over that we live in a simulation or matrix...I don't know.
HurzelersHat🧢@HurzelersHatOct 16
Sunday would be a great time for Diego Gomez to score from the half way line
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Si rahisi.
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Peter@UncPeetOct 17
Hi guys naomba usaidizi kiasi. Niko Naivasha job hunting huku kwa farms, mi ni graduate wa Agribusiness Management. Pesa nilikuwa nimesave up yote imeenda kusecure nyumba sikumanage kushika matress nadoz kwa floor. If anybody can help me niget matress nikiinuka nitaextend wema.
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Crazy. He hasn't scored in 2026 & we are in October but you wouldn't hear about it.
B/R Football
@brfootballOct 17
Phil Foden gets his first goal since December 2025 ✨
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Go take a look at today's PSG team. Haha. We can never compete with people who play 20 games a season.
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Napoli, I have no words for you. KDB , I'm glad you girlfriend was being drilled by courtois.
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Contact name 0.7.5.3.7.2.6.3.4.6 Name: JOHN MUTAI. Accusations: Ethnic Mobilisation for violence. place: NAKURU. An attempted blow is Seldom Given. @DCI_Kenya
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Ukiwa mjinga lazima uambiwe.
👁️👄👁️@N0R4HHHOct 17
People do know that Kenya is a democratic state and anyone can choose whichever political side they want no? It's not a good look for the people supporting that senator to insult people who are not on their side just saying 😂😂
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You can say this when your players play an average of 20 games a season. His barca team didn't run like crazy.
Fabrizio Romano
@FabrizioRomanoOct 16
🔴🔵🤷🏼‍♂️ Luis Enrique when asked how a player can adapt to his style: “It’s easy. You should just run like crazy”. 🏃🏼‍♂️
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Huko ocha, kuna shosh alikufia kwa nyumba & people only realised after not seeing her for a few day & deciding to check. Wakiwa hapo discussing what to do, kulitoka nyoka bwaku huko bedroom. Watu walitoka mbio ingine hatari, walikua wanaokotwa huko kwa kahawa.
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