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❝I'm no longer affiliated with the church. If you're fine with that, then let's get started.❞

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Joined November 2021
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❝𝑌𝑜𝑢 𝑑𝑜𝑛'𝑡 ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑡𝑜 𝑠𝑝𝑒𝑎𝑘 𝐿𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑛 𝑜𝑟 𝑞𝑢𝑜𝑡𝑒 𝑠𝑐𝑟𝑖𝑝𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑒 ⎯ 𝐼𝑡'𝑠 𝑛𝑜𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑤𝑜𝑟𝑑𝑠 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑚𝑎𝑡𝑡𝑒𝑟, 𝑏𝑢𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑖𝑛𝑡𝑒𝑛𝑡 𝑏𝑒ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑑 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑚.❞ 🕯Returning OC 🕯Former priest 🕯Mature content The unorthodox exorcist.
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I'm charging double for the demon baby I just pried off my leg.
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Great. Thanks for the violation of doctor-patient confidentiality.
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[ October is, naturally, his busiest month of the year. Now he's so tired he could sleep for a week. ]
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Everyone acts so surprised when I get out the rope and start tying a possessed person down, like they've never seen a horror movie. What do you expect me to do, politely ask them to hold still for the exorcism?
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My last client asked why it's so hard to get into contact with me and the answer is that I don't want to be contacted.
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Oh. It's a surprise, but not an unwelcome one. "No, that's fine. I'm actually...I like men." Somehow he still has a roadblock when it comes to simply saying 'I'm gay' out loud. Trauma lingers, but he's steadily getting more comfortable in himself.
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Give me a strawberry daiquiri though and I can very happily enjoy it.
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I don't really drink hard liquor- My tolerance for it isn't very strong. [ and it's best not to get drunk when there's a line out the door of spirits waiting to possess him ]
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[ Rafael felt strangely like he'd lost the right to use a blessing of God He took the flask anyway, since his new companion seemed so earnest about it. He could feel it was authentic just from the way it seemed hum in his hand. ] A bar sounds like a fair enough trade. Not to 》
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mention, I need something very tall and very fruity.
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For the last time, kid. Even if I had a bottle of demon blood I wouldn't sell it to you.
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I'd done eleven exorcisms in two months, and was practically dead. Which was when I found out the church that raised me had been selling my services to the highest bidder. ...In some cases, the man I thought of as my father let people pay for the thrill of watching. 》
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Surprised they didn't sell popcorn, too. Guess I'm not much better. But I don't claim to be holy.
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[ There's more to it, and the rest is much worse. But he's not going to talk about that without at least one drink in him. ]
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When I finish an exorcism it takes time for me to fully come back to my senses- sometimes I wander off without realizing it If I look lost just try turning me in the direction of my hotel
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I guess you could say I quit. But it was more like I ran away. I was a coward like that.
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It should be. But I'm not technically a priest anymore, not for a while. If the situation is dire, I'm too soft to turn most people away. But a rich bastard can pay.
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It works, to an extent. But it's not as great if you want to keep the person possessed alive. Which I do. Probably wouldn't get paid as much if I didn't.
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Being able to sense inhuman energies in this town makes me feel like I'm a metal detector being waved around in a hardware store. I'm pinging all over the place.
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