Hipsters

Pretty sure my @SoundCloud play count is 90% my grandma. Shout out to Ruth.

It's like @LookingHBO used the Valencia filter

sometimes i look through your recently used emojis, and it's like i don't even know who you are

So dreamy 😻 RT @HistoryInPics: Allen Ginsberg and Jack Kerouac

Shout out to @DennysDiner for putting lots of pictures on their menu. Your its-3am-and-i'm-high-af customers appreciate it.

Rich hipsters instagramming their stays at @acehotel

Well, I WOULD be at @sundancefest right now, but my... uh....ticket got....lost.......

The only reason I want to be up early is if I never went to bed

if i had to characterize my sex life as a single 20something in pokemon form, it would be... magikarp

If the government asks, I'm unemployed. If my mom asks, I'm an artist.

Yeah, well, my cousin's boyfriend was once a freelance videographer for @vicenews, so...

"I was a muse once..." *takes a long drag off a clove cigarette*

You are the @abbijacobson to my @ilazer

A barista glancing up at you while they do the pour over is basically like, making eye contact during a bj.

I'm gonna finish reading Infinite Jest this year, I swear.

That @kinfolkmag artfully displayed on your reclaimed wood coffee table tho

when i donate my stuff to the thrift store, the Lion King's "Circle of Life" plays in my head

at least a couple times a day i find myself thinking "i wish i could text my cat"

You guys, Williamsburg was over, like, years ago. bit.ly/1ywDbak

Poll: do you own more devices for making coffee or smoking weed?