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Hillary Boone

@HillaryBooneVT

Burlington Vermont Sunshine Lesbian, Stand Up Comedian, Sometimes Cartoonist. https://xitter.cf/t.co/aqs78j6w8a

 Burlington, Vermont
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Joined April 2009
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Planning my trip to Burlington, VT- staying at The Essex Hotel & Spa. For friends traveling soon: flip.to/r/A6-b2md @EssexResortSpa
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Sting has no place in the @Spotify Jazz Christmas playlist. Lemon out.
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It’s not about wedding cake It’s about being denied service And how far that could go
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Guy at Trader Joe's: ”Hi. Is it finals week for you?” Francesca: "pledge drive at VPR." #publicradionerd
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"Here are your @MrEmilyHeller eggs." "What?" "Scrambled eggs with oregano."
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Harry Potter roast @vtcomedy club is the best thing I have ever seen.
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My homemade canning labels are the gift that keeps on giving
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"What's with this amoeba pattern on everything?" "Paisley." Suit shopping. #brotherandsister
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If we ban guns then people will just throw wolves at each other people will still die so what’s the point
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Discomfort Foods thenib.com/discomfort-foods?… via @thenib
Discomfort Foods

Discomfort Foods

Grandma, nooooo

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This #Colchester power outage has nuttin on the #NEK. In the old days I had to wash for school in the frozen river. Now I might be a few minutes late to brunch in a house that still has heat and water. #winning @GreenMtnPower
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"Where do the best laughs come from? Terrific connections made intellectually, or terrific revelations made emotionally." - truth in comedy.
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I'm in this show! Let's go #middlebury! xitter.cf/frimler/status/9315475…
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Love @vtcomedy club! $5 Thursday show and #comedy lending library.
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"How can you not be good at #improv? You're so witty." "It's not about that, it's about being a team player." "Uh oh"
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dr. frontbutt@prosepott9 Nov 2017
Some comics to mend your comedy 💔: Tig Notaro Sarah Silverman Margaret Cho Wanda Sykes Beth Stelling Tiffany Haddish Maria Bamford Kelly MacFarland Bethany Van Delft Cameron Esposito Aparna Nancherla Ali Wong Sasheer Zamata Sam Jay Jenny Zigrino I got more, just ask. 💁
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What can you even cook on this? Runny eggs that spill into the rest of your stove? French toast? How will you serve it after you've accidentally scalded off all the skin on your arms?
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Samsung stove: I've seen what the company can do with a phone and electricity, let's hook this up to a natural gas line!
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My dog has a hashtag! #potcake
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Hosting for @MichelleButeau Thurs-Sat at the Vermont Comedy Club. It's going to be amazing, and it gets dark at 4. Let's do this! @vtcomedy
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