Jack

*shrugs* Well I guess it's time to listen to Death Grips and play video games.

NAB bound @ Las Vegas, Nevada instagram.com/p/BhWt77EhDY1/

2017 may have been a world wide shit show, but for some stroke of luck, I got to spend it with… instagram.com/p/BdY-8VZBWPn/

Just call me uncle Jack. His name is Ezekiel, by the way. I'mma call 'im EZ instagram.com/p/BcTLb6ohPF4/

Everyone, meet Clive. My new 1990 Jaguar XJ6. Clive, everyone. instagram.com/p/BVDnC9UBHIo/

Total Eclipse of the Heart coming on the radio is like rolling a nat 20

Everyone put your dicks away, @noahhawley's just going to keep winning. Showrunner of the decade. #awjeez #okaythen

"Since there is some time, I'm going to ALLOW MYSELF to ask 2 questions" - Woman at Q&A with a line behind her and less than 10 minutes left

I saw a 5' 2" Hispanic scientist standing at the urinal with his pants around his ankles like a third grader

Day 6 of 7 working the AACR convention and I'm a dead man. Sorry, mom, I didn't make it

Hotels are just hubs of people that have shit to do tomorrow and shouting in the halls of one makes you a fucking asshole

It's night 2 of 7 at this hotel and I've already burned through everything I brought to read

Man, I love doing CNN gigs, but fuck that 24 hour day

Time to break down 4 days of lighting and do a house reset by 7am. I always knew I'd die on a ladder

At least Moonlight won best picture

Just got in from work to hear that Bill Paxton died and Suicide Squad won an oscar. What an uterly horrid day for the industry.

If your ear itches when someone is talking about you, then why the hell l is my ass so itchy?

I wish I did more things with as much care as I put into spreading mayonnaise on sandwiches

When you get outta the shower but check a notification before getting dressed and an hour later you're still sitting naked at the computer

It me

Ah fuck, I accidentally rewatched every episode of JoJo's in under a week and now I can't stop posing