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Joined June 2011
The first black person to dap a nigga up 🫱🏿‍🫲🏾
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Shalom retweeted
a white boy demonstrates his commitment to perpetual motion and everyone loses their fucking minds
Is Brad Pitt having a midlife crisis… the blue velvet, the baggy ripped pants, and the 30-year-younger girlfriend like he just discovered nightlife again
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"Rocky ain't birth no 🥷🏿" Rocky was your whole parents you bitch😂
Lmaooooo Rocky Ain't Birth No Nigga, I Hate How Much Power and False Sense Of Credit We Gave This Nigga. Carti Sound Is Cartis Sound. Rocky Sucks At Rapping, He's Simply (Or Was) A Tastemaker, Horrible Clothes Maker, Beautiful Clothes Wearer, Nun More Than A Glorified Model With A Very Charismatic Personality With Immaculate Manipulation Tactics. I Don't Even Say I "Birthed" Carti and I'm The One Who Literally Begged Him To Sign Lil Bruh. And Only Reason A Nigga Is Still Signed To AWGE Is Because You Tricked Us Into Locking A Nigga Into A 360 Deal That Niggas Been Trynna Get Out Of Due To Lack Of Information and Pure Trust So He Gotta Keep Saying A Nigga Is Still Signed Knowing No One Wants To Sign Over There or Remain Signed. If AWGE Was So Amazing Why Is That Your Sole Bread Winner and Not A Soul Else Is Doing Numbers or Making Noise? I'm A Mere Designer On Paper and Make More Money Than Every Nigga Over There Combined. The More Rocky Try To Erase My History and Has His Team Run Smear Campaigns On Meh The More Truth Imma Tell. Point Is 2026 and Growing Up Is Realizing Rocky Sucks and AWGE Is A Money Laundering Scheme Designed For ShadeRoom Teens.
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MITT ROMNEY?!?!??!?¿😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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this nigga just GAY... he didn't know how to come out😭😭
I love my brother so much I’ll wipe his ass after he dookie
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If KAT re-signs at a fair contract, great. Happy to have him back. If not, thank you for the championship now go make your money. Josh Hart is going to re-sign with us no matter what, he’s not leaving Brunson and NYC Deuce can go, he’s been expendable for years We’ll be fine
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doomer
@uncledoomerOct 1
you can either look at a mortgage as a bank letting you long real estate against a perpetual devaluing dollar for a carry cost slightly above the risk free rate of return, or you can choose to be ignorant of how money works, if you spiritually have the mind of a medieval peasant
“Buying a house right now is FCKING MENTAL. what do you mean I can borrow $400K at 8%, pay almost $3K every month for 10 YEARS, hand the bank roughly $352K, and STILL owe around $351K. And that’s before we even talk about taxes, insurance, maintenance, or repairs. Wild. WILD.”
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They Tried to Wipe this off the internet so Fast LMAO
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The water is so high people are kayaking to the train station in Queens.
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1. Gluttony = Mukbang 2. Pride = LinkedIn 3. Lust = OnlyFans 4. Envy = IG stalking 5. Wrath = Twars & beefs 6. Greed = Scamfluencing 7. Sloth = Doomscrolling
I read a comment on TikTok that said “In order to be internet famous, you must partake in one of the 7 deadly sins.” My jaw is still on the floor.
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Yo I’m crying he deadass thought it was free chips lmfaooo
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You make a $100 bet with a friend over a coin flip. You lose. You then say “double or nothing” and your friend agrees. You flip the coin and lose again. How much do you owe your friend?
88%$200
12%$300
41,328 votes • Final results
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KPMG manager Yuen Lee says she was fired after Jewish billionaire Bill Ackman posted a video of her calling a man a “Zionist pig” and tagging her employer 😳
StopAntisemitism
@StopAntisemitesSep 16
Meet Yuen Lee, an assurance manager at KPMG. Earlier today, she was filmed calling a Jewish man a “Zionist pig” at Chelsea Piers Flatiron. Imagine being one of her Jewish colleagues at @KPMG.
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Tom Brady says his career turned around when a sports psychologist told him to stop complaining about what he wasn’t getting and start stewarding what he had the right way “Greg said to me, ‘Why don’t you quit bitching about all the things you’re not getting, and how about you do the best with whatever opportunities you get?’, ‘Stop worrying about what the other quarterback’s getting. Stop worrying about what the coach is saying to you.’” “‘Every time you get in there, you bring the juice. You bring the energy. You bring the enthusiasm. You treat practice like a game.’ Because if you just decide to go out there and you’re blaming everybody else, where does that get you? So I started to change my attitude.” “I didn’t have a lot of confidence in myself. And when you don’t have a lot of confidence in yourself, you blame other people. When you gain confidence in yourself, you start pointing the finger at yourself.” “I would encourage every athlete to look in the mirror after every day of practice or a game and say, ‘What can I do better to help the team? What can I do better?’” “Not, ‘What does the coach need to do better?’ Not, ‘What do my teammates need to do better?’, ‘What do I need to do better?’ If every player does that, you’re going to have an incredible team.” “You can’t have a false confidence. You don’t only gain your confidence because of your physical ability. You gain your confidence because you’re prepared, because you’re competitive. I couldn’t just show up and be better than everybody.” “I had to show up prepared. I had to show up with energy. I had to show up with my body feeling right. I had to show up like I was on a mission.”
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Shalom retweeted
This is why white crime stats never add up lol they have people on the inside doing shit like this.
🚨 BREAKING: Colorado DNA analyst Yvonne “Missy” Woods sentenced to 10 years after deleting male DNA in 32 rape cases — then reporting none was found. She spent 29 years as CBI’s star expert. Investigators now say 1,045 of her cases are tainted. Over 400 were sexual assaults. One murder conviction already tossed. An intern caught her. Concerns were raised more than a decade earlier. She kept testing rape kits anyway. In court, supporters packed the room. Victims shouted “LIAR! LIAR! LIAR!” as she was cuffed and led out. Colorado is now retesting more than 1,000 cases. Prosecutors already cut plea deals in three murder cases rather than risk her work in front of a jury. #Colorado #DNAScandal #JusticeDenied #CBI #SexualAssault
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If he gave this exact response after the game and owned up to it he would still be a Sixer, this is literally all we wanted but instead he tried to act like we didn’t all see what happened lmfao
Ben Simmons explains why he passed up the wide open dunk against the Hawks in Game 7 of the 2021 playoffs “In the moment, I just spun and I’m assuming Trae’s going to come over quicker. I’m thinking he’s going to come full blown, and I see Matisse going. Matisse is athletic and can get up. I’m thinking, ‘Okay, quick pass. He’s going to flush it,’ not knowing how much space there was” “It happened so quick that you just make a read. And in the playoffs, you need to make the right decisions the majority of the time. I mean, bro, it happened and I was like, ‘Okay, shit. Now we’ve got to go make another play.’ That’s how I’m thinking. I didn’t realize how everyone’s posting. I’m like, ‘Was it that big’” “When I look at it now, I’m like, ‘Man, I should've just punched that shit.’ But it didn’t happen, and I was okay with that. I can live with that. Everyone’s trying to kill me over one play. Does everyone want to watch film with me, like the whole arena, and I could dissect everything if you guys want. But that’s not realistic” (via @OldManAndThree)
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This internet shit FAKE AS HELL lol
Over 70,000 people at Soldier Field Stadium were singing every word of “Heartless” with Ye during his homecoming show in Chicago 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨 xitter.cf/big_business_/status/2…
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Shalom retweeted
tipping the purple-haired barista with this and saying “keep it up champ”
Watcher.Guru
@WatcherGuruSep 2
JUST IN: 🇺🇸 US Mint says the new 2026 President Trump $1 Coin is now in circulation.
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It now makes so much more sense when girls say they have professional athletes in their DMs
JUST IN: Another fake NFL player has been exposed, this time a man who allegedly posed as a Dallas Cowboys safety & appeared at charity events in NFL gear, despite never playing in the league.
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Kevin Durant says some of his closest friends to this day are 9-5 workers he met playing video games over 10 years ago 🔥🎮 “They hang out with me in my house. I trust this dude with anything. He my BEST friend” “I got at least 50 dudes I can call up to hop on the game. 95% of them met me like that. Hop in a party and start talking with my homie and the others be like, ‘Wait, who tf? You do what? You play who?’”
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