ENFJ. Writer, baker, co-host of @goodeveningpod & @northbynerdwest. Writer for @setthetape. Usually be found near books. Has a proper job. He/him/his. 🏳️‍🌈

Leeds, UK
Joined February 2009
Happy New Year! I hope that 2024 brings all of us all the joy, peace, satisfaction, good health, progress, great sleep, amazing books, movies, and music, and blessings that we deserve as well as an immediate ceasefire 🇵🇸. Stay safe, hydrated, and moisturised. Love you all! 😊
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Yes. Yes PLEASE. Oh my god it would be so funny
Donald Trump is considering Nicki Minaj as the new Press Secretary, replacing Katie Zacharia.
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yes.
songs discovered from movies are usually a masterpiece
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realizing she means pinkpantheress
adela, pink and chappell i love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!
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You guys should be breaking everything like the French over this
🚨 BREAKING: Rep. Lieu: "The full Epstein files show that Trump raped children."
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she should have been at a book club #carrie
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‘every child shall read jane eyre’ something that i too would personally impose if i were in power
America: We need to kill the humanities so we don’t lose the AI race to China China: Every child shall read Jane Eyre
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none of them will ever live up to this again
I know everyone is like “can we get hot actors in romcoms again pls!!” When the real issue is the lack of chemistry BECAUSE they keep hiring actors who are hot and can’t act
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All of this and also A film version of Tenant of Wildfell Hall (my girl Rose Byrne as Helen) And all the Austens and also all the Ann Radcliffes!!
Replying to @eyremoors
i mostly say this to have another persuasion so *that* atrocious film netflix gave us won’t be our last. I beg!!. I also kinda need focus to adapt and give us agnes grey and a new northanger abbey to get my sweet gothic lit enthusiast catherine 🙏
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Please give me Ambika Mod as Anne Elliott I beg
i’m gonna need focus features to continue completing their jane austen adaptations
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Absolutely smashed it
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I need these to hit the UK too, I leant my Narnia books to a cousin years ago, I could do with some new ones this pretty
New “movie-inspired” Narnia covers are set to release this November from longtime Narnia concept artist Vance Kovacs! Do you like the look of these editions? View the entire collection here: narniaweb.com/2026/10/harper…
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What's a sign of a very low intelligence?
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you're fucking weird and there's something wrong with you do you wanna get married
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always “photographed by autumn de wilde” and not “directed by autumn de wilde” 😔😔
Left our hearts in Norland.💐₊˚⊹ Photographed by Autumn de Wilde.
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most patriotic I’ve felt in years it took SNL UK about six episodes to become funnier than the original SNL, and just over a series to become more relevant and force Pop Base to call it SNL (US)
‘SNL’ (UK) takes a jab at Shane Gillis following his controversial ‘SNL’ (US) monologue.
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i do think Sense & Sensibility (2026) is up there with Emma (2020) and Pride & Prejudice (2005)
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I think this video should get sent into space it should outlive us all and be a memory of who we were
From Kiss cam to forever in like 10 seconds
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The greens are getting too close to changing the UK against Israel so they’re doing everything to discredit them
🚨 NEW: Green Deputy leader Mothin Ali is being investigated by the police after a phone was smashed at a council meeting where he was pictured looking “upset”
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in case you didn't know a trans woman was denied care for cancer in the UK because they refused to put her on either sex segregated ward (mens or womans). she died because of this. 16 days without treatment and she died. this new guidance has killed and will kill trans people
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"The BBC has stressed that they're not transphobic, they just hate dolls as they're often used to demonstrate where they were touched by BBC talent." — Says Ania Magliano on #SNLUK's Weekend Update, while discussing the BBC editing out a pro-trans "Protect the Dolls" T-shirt.
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