@highregstersean @HighPitch2009 Good Morning. What are you eating? I am eating everything. I am fat.
@highregstersean Hiiiii High Register Seaaaaaan. Its meeeee. High Pitch Eric. Please follow meeeeeee!! I am fat.
For all of you wondering, yes I will do the right thing with my inheritance: Dominos 24/7/365 for the rest of my life!!!!!!
Today we eat. Tomorrow we eat. And the day after that, and the day after that. etc. Lets all be fat.
That commercial is SO right. "Arbuys: Its Good Mood Food". Then again, Im in a good mood when I eat ANYTHING. I am fat.
Im famous. Everytime I walk into Arbuys, the whole crowd of patrons always yell my name out like Norm on Cheers. Life is good. Lets eat.
Im so happy that we set the clocks ahead an hour. That means it will be an hour closer to breakfast.
Today a friend of mine bet me $100 that I couldn't eat a whole tub of butter by itself. I bought food with the money.
Hello friends. I know I haven't tweeted today. Thats what happens when u are a busy celebrity. Thats also what happens when you eat nonstop.
Once again, I am being eyed down by the owner of a restaurant. What doesnt this guy understand by the term "all you can eat sushi"?
Good gravy! I just took a shit in the bathroom of the sushi buffet. Cleared everyone out. Place is empty....more sushi for me. I want gravy.
In memory to all those who perished in the earthquake in Japan, I will be feasting on sushi at the all you can eat sushi buffet in Hollis.
Im up early so I can get a jump on the day. Also so I can get a jump on the morning rush at Dunkin Donuts.
For those of you wondering, Yes I am afraid of fish, but NO Im not afraid to eat them. Im not afraid to eat ANYTHING. Im making a sandwich,