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Blaming yourself for losing a game of Ranked is the most narcissistic thing you can do "I should've pathed safer" "I should've backed on better timers" "I could've waited to start that fight" You're NOT the main character Grow up, be mature, and start blaming losers queue.
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Hey guys, scyther is your favorite pokemon, whats yours?
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so anyways i uninstalled
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I preferred making Halo 3 over having sex. Just ask my first wife.
New study finds Gen Z prefers playing Halo 3 over having sex (Source: Game Informer)
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valorant is counterstrike for people who are bad at counterstrike
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To: ███ ██████ From: Jeffrey Epstein <[email protected]> 13 May 2017, 4:37 AM Love this Valve game Counter-Strike, queueing Mirage atm
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"Cry is free" is one constantly used sentence to users who are complaining about something. But what most people doesn't know, is that this sentence is actually a huge lie. As far as we know, tears consists of water and 0.9 grams of salt per litre. And both of these ingredients are not free. Here I listed the price of 10 litre tears for the countries of the G8. I used the following formula (price is in US Dollar): (price 100 gram salt/100)x9 + (price 1 cubic litre water/100) = price 10 litre tears France: 0.20 $ Italy: 0.17 $ Germany: 0.19 $ United Kingdom: 0.22 $ USA: 0.18 $ Canada: 0.18 $ Japan: 0.18 $ Russia: 0.16 $ That means russia has the cheapest cry. (Hail Communism)
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how Valorant looks to CS players
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i’d rather lose ten ranked games in a row than play one unrated ngl
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When the egirl i rizzed up finally meets me
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i’ve seen a lot of people asking why i attacked this guy. i’d like to apologize… to absolutely nobody. Fuck him.
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how do you win an argument when she pulls this one out
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its crazy cant believe people would do that???
mfs reply with "😭😭" and then steal your tweet 20 seconds later
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mfs reply with "😭😭" and then steal your tweet 20 seconds later
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add another to the spinbotter list
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>play our game at the hardest difficulty! >"is it numbers difficulty or mechanics difficulty?" >what? >pull out detailed chart explaining the difference between the two >its a difficult game sir >its numbers difficulty again
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I had a very disturbing anti-American/pro-Belgium encounter at a local coffee shop this morning that required me to put a veteran in his place I was sitting there diagraming plays when the waiter brought over breakfast for the elderly couple sitting beside me. “Two Belgian waffles with powdered sugar,” he said as he put them on the table. “Are you really going to eat those Communist pancakes?” I asked them. “What?” said the old man. “Turn your hearing aids up, Gramps,” I said. “The US is playing Belgium tonight in the World Cup, and it looks like your loyalties are in the wrong place.” “I fought in Vietnam,” he said. “Well I don’t care if you single handedly won the Battle of the Chosen Reservoir, you need to support your country or get the hell out of this restaurant,” I replied. “What?” he said, unable to hear. I calmly picked up both their plates, strode over to the trash can, and dumped the waffles inside I received a standing ovation
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