@HiThereMatthew

SAG-AFTRA Actor/IATSE 700 Picture Editor

 The Valley, CA-via Chi via CLE
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Joined January 2015
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Hey @netflix , how quickly can you get @DollyParton‘s 9 to 5 on your platform so we can all enjoy it?
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It finally happened!! And on a tricky word. Wordle 1,670 1/6 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #wordle #1stguess
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It’s odd to see people who’ve spent hours of their lives hating @Tesla, EVs in general and spreading lies about them, now besides themselves with excitement over the man probably most responsible for the possibility of an EV future.
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Uvalde, Texas, USA.
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Missed opportunity on @nbcsnl tonight. Whoopi cushion sketch should have ended with Aidy Bryant’s character shooting arrow through @SteveMartinToGo ‘s head. Steve - “Ahaaaa!”
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Everybody’s excited about @prattprattpratt playing Mario, but @JaredLeto already played Mario in @HouseOfGucciMov
Bruce Meyer photo bombs @BillNye in a Rolls at @BritWeek
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The rumor I made up is that @BillyCrystal will appear in season 2 of @OnlyMurdersHulu. @JohnnyHoffman @SteveMartinToGo
Coke ISNT’T it! Lifelong fan. Went from Coke to @DietCoke, lived thru “New Coke”, switched to Coke Zero which was the best! Now this? It’s flat and def isn’t “more delicious”. Lost the sparkle. It’s like it sat out for a week and the dog licked it. #BringBackCokeZero @CocaCola
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Pardon the ISN’T typo. I was agitated by the Coke.
I get the humor and irony that I wasn’t able to reopen my @LoctiteGlue superglue even with the nice squeeze bottle. then found out my @GorillaGlue was rock solid. Even though I followed instructions, it would seem these are single use items. Plate is still not fixed. Bummer.
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editing the tiny bit of video from our recent Elopement to “Till Forever Falls Apart” and the song keeps getting better and better. I’m dehydrated from all the tears. Of course, reliving our wedding day is adding to the emotion, but damn @finneas what a GREAT song!
Replying to @FoxNews
@FoxNews homepage lavishes and praises a vile and evil person who profited off of bigotry and hate with 40 mentions of #Rush and 42 mentions of #Limbaugh
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Hilariously, @cnn had the appropriate (ie “newsworthy”) amount of 2 mentions each name.
Oh snap. Just found an invite +5 to the #trump #sendoff party in my spam folder. And I’ve only got like 26 followers!
These #LA stay-home orders are really gonna get in the way of my 9 months worth of staying at home. #covid
Just got our pumpkin pie from @SusieCakes and was wondering if it’s ok if our Thanksgiving meal was just pie and wine? Thanks.
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They don’t call me the @jimmyfallon of Maple Grove for nothing!
#Debates2020 start soon, but isn’t it past their bedtime?
If @MeCookieMonster had a website, would the first question be “Me website uses cookies. Will you accept cookies?”
Sometimes when I’m scrolling and I see @ambermruffin in my feed, my mind reads “Amber Muffin” and then I like her even more.
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