If you don’t use these EXACT character names when discussing Big Little Lies, you’re being confusing. It’s: Renata, Reese, Shailene Woodley’s character, Bonnie, Nicole Kidman, and Meryl

Ever come up with the perfect movie idea then go ah crap that’s just Family Man starring Nic Cage?

Can someone PLEASE have the guts to tell the TRUTH?!? Being a mother is EASY. From day one, kids take care of themselves, pee in toilets, eat foods that touch each other on the plate, throw up not on you, and earn a decent living. Grow up!!!

Jenna told me at three of four, “You’ll earn my love someday. Maybe.” ❤️

Gonna tell my kids this was Twitter and Elon Musk

Nothing worse than cutting the tension and then realizing the tension… is cake

“So just checking in per my last variant…” —COVID

It’s giving thanks

Has anyone seen my chapstick

So excited for Britney’s Life (Britney’s Version)

“No better place to pick your nose than the car!” -men it seems

Cleo

I can’t believe we all wake up straight again tomorrow :-/

Would love to meet the pioneering gay who said “Let’s name that spider Daddy Long-legs”