@HeyShayToday

she/her Sass Master. Ultimate Nerd. Pizza Lover.

 Boston, MA
Joined April 2009
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I would like to cancel my subscription to men, please
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Had a dream last night that I put a deposit down on a tattoo with Owen Thiele from Adults.
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As someone from Massachusetts— Robert Kraft has a lot of “respectability” in this area. Based solely on his philanthropic donations & the outcome of Patriots games. But he showed his true colors in 2016 when he was vocal in supporting & voting for his bff Trump in 2016.
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Here’s my thing (as someone that works in nonprofit spaces) the whole apparatus of nonprofits allows rich people (especially white men) to present a veneer of respectability in public while acting immorally in private.
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kay ⚢🌻@kljungzSep 2
massachusetts gotta be the most disappointing state to live in politically because incumbents are so entrenched everywhere that it's impossible to change anything unless there's an open seat
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Kyle Davis@KyleForSalemSep 2
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Hey who’s still here?
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1) BOSTON HAS WOMEN’S SPORTS FFS!!! I get what Sam Adams is doing & it’s cutesie or whatever, but it’s also just like… enabling a persistent narrative about men’s sports that I find particularly annoying given current sports events. 2) Aerin Frankel (Frank-Ale) is RIGHT THERE!!!
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If @nbcsnl knew what was good for them they would do a skit about the men’s Olympic team and it’s just Ilya calling them out for being absolute bootlickers.
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The Men’s Olympic hockey team are a bunch of fucking losers. Gold means nothing when your soul is fucking black.
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You know when you were a kid and your parents told you never to trust an adult that asked you for help finding their dog? Don’t fucking trust this ad when it tells you that it’s going to use this surveillance technology only to find dogs.
philip lewis
@Phil_Lewis_Feb 9
Here's that Ring #SuperBowl commercial:
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As a MA resident I’m disgusted (but not surprised) to see @RepAuchincloss @RepMoulton @RepStephenLynch on this list. They lack any insight & understanding that ICE is terrorizing and killing within our communities and should NOT be welcome in MA. Or anywhere, really.
Jonathan 'Boo and Vote' Cohn@JonathanCohn10 Jun 2025
These 75 Democrats joined Republicans to "express gratitude" to ICE agents and call for greater local and state collaboration with ICE. jonathancohn.medium.com/a-ta…
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Fuck ICE. It’s a corrupt tool of a corrupt machine. It’s a system designed to carry out a racist, revisionist viewpoint of “law and order” in the most violent, extreme manner possible. I want this institution dismantled brick by brick until there is nothing left.
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If I had a nickel for every time there was a movie character named Elizabeth wearing a golden symbol/plot device around their neck, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it’s happened twice. #ThursdayMurderClub #PiratesOfTheCaribbean
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Very much enjoying just… burning my life to the ground.
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Read receipts are devious. I never want anyone to know when I read a text. It’s too much pressure.
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Omg do I have flirting game?! Wtf.
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My friend woke me up with a text at 5:30am this morning and I was unable to fall back asleep. Let me know your revenge ideas. All I’ve come up with is: 1) murder or 2) texting him at like 1am while he’s sleeping.
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One of the weirdest things about ADHD is one day your brain is a screeching banshee that refuses to do anything for 24 hours… and the next morning you’ve done half your to-do list in an hour.
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I feel slightly annoyed that my most popular photo on my dating app is a photo of my frisbee team.
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Okay wasn’t expecting the series finale of #Supernatural to devastate me like this! Glad to have finally caught up/finished this series though. #CarryOn
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