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AP Lang teacher, high school ELA teacher, creative writing teacher, lover of books, penguins, and funny things.

Joined December 2014
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Me: we’re going to read a living poet today. Her poem is from 1994 Student: oh, I thought it would be more recent. Student 2: How old is she? Like 80? Me: I was ALSO ALIVE IN 1994…. but yes she's 72. @MelAlterSmith’s NCTE presentations didn’t prepare me for this 😂
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entering my mouse era (constantly craving a little block of cheese and a slice of bread)
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Where does Euphoria high school get their funding because this play must be 3x my salary 😂
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I didn’t know I needed this but now I realllllly need this.
i am once again asking for Muppet's Pride and Prejudice with everyone played by Muppets except Mr. Darcy who is played completely straight by Adam Driver
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I’m tired of admin/educators and this refrain of “be more interesting than what’s on their phone.” 🙄 I literally had a kid tell me today that my class is really interesting but TikTok requires less brain power to be interesting.
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I thought it was last weekend 😅 I was so proud of myself for doing grocery pickup on Saturday to avoid the crowd on Sunday… a week early.
Good teachers will incorporate the Super Bowl into their lessons on Monday. Elite teachers have no idea what a Super Bowl is: they have spent every moment of every weekend planning for the week. They don’t have time for games.
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Put your mask over your nose Put your mask over your nose Put your mask over your nose Put your mask over your nose Put your mask over your nose Put your mask over your nose Put your mask over your nose Put your mask over your nose - Me, all day long
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One time a writer friend of mine got too drunk and sobbed bc she said there were too many books in the world she wouldn’t have time to read, and this guy down the bar said, ladies—he isn’t worth it and my friend yelled IM CRYING ABOUT BOOKS and that shut the guy up
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Had the discussion with my kid about shifting his thinking away from "I wonder if that college will take me" toward "I wonder if that college will value me." It's a profound and important reframing for the college application process. #CollegeAdmissions
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I can’t breathe 😂😂😂
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Crying literal tears at “in lieu of flowers send her more life” 😂😂😂😂
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I know it’s probably fake, but I could barely read it out loud to my husband sitting next to me because I was cackling so hard.
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Did it hurt? When you followed all of the rules and got vaccinated right away and still wear a mask but yet things are actually worse?
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Please don’t be scared to dm be about books because of @kaseyypowers 😂
Advice for the youth: when catching up with @HeyMrsThornton , use google before acting like you know what you’re talking about
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