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MISSION CTRL

@HeyMissionCTRL

We are proudly the world's first viral comedy corporation. We can't fucking wait to prove your confidence RIGHT, and our families WRONG. http://t.co/XW54U6Jy8j

 SF
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Joined July 2011
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Mission CTRL is back for one night only - in downtown Santa Barbara of all places. Sat 4/6. If you live in LA come make the day trip! Party with us all night long, we're the only ones playing. tiny.cc/missionctrl
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If you're here looking for an instant comedy fix, here's a video we made a few months ago but never released. youtube.com/watch?v=t3583n27…
If you're here looking for tickets to Mr. Woke Swole Bae (opening tomorrow) here they are. eventbrite.com/e/mr-woke-swo…
Mr. Woke Swole Bae 2017

Mr. Woke Swole Bae 2017

Woke: Politically aware. Swole: Fit and ripped. Bae: a sexy and emotionally sensitive young man. In May, Mission CTRL will finally put the arguments to rest, and name the wokest, swollest, baest bae...

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Single on Valentine's day? Here are some great tips, you can thank us later. goo.gl/SJtSbf. Also come on out to our show tonight!
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RushTix@rushtix5 Feb 2016
Comedy with a Side of Bacon @HeyMissionCTRL #ItsJustBrunch @pianofight rushtix.co/1SPuhgD
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Hey guys, we want to invite you to a brunch. It's going to be Thurs, Fri, Sat at 8pm, but it will still be a brunch. goo.gl/i1Q9jy
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Tonight! We're doing @SFSketchfest w/Paul Brittain from SNL. Our show is 'Medieval Brunch' and it's weird af. eventbrite.com/e/paul-britta…
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I feel like our comedy is a large hadron collider. – at San Francisco, CA
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@Medium8 Jul 2015
“A Series of Tweets from the CEO of Frito Lay that He Meant to Type into the Google Search Bar” by @GoldFrontSF medium.com/@GoldFrontSF/a-se…
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Retweeting from the green room xitter.cf/simonpatt/status/61245…
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"Well... it's Halloween SOMEWHERE."
OH MY GOD, JESUS CHRIST, RUN EVAN RUN!!! #pianofight #varietyshowdeathmatch #deathbyrobot… instagram.com/p/09Vz3ATP86/ – at San Francisco, CA
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@hodgman9 Mar 2015
I just need to own the fact that either my facial hair is like Clark Kent glasses or no one at this Apple Store remembers a 5yo ad campaign.
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MC's @DrHobbs will play an alien in ancient Egyptian times this weekend. What will that even look like? Come on out: goo.gl/l2Zhh3
ShortLived Round 1

ShortLived Round 1

Week 1 Lineup Bennett Fisher Chas Belov Colin Johnson Daniel Heath The Roughhouse  Southern Railroad Theatre Company TICKETS FOR THE OTHER ROUNDS Round 2: Tickets: http://www.eventbrite.com/e/short...

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Making shower decisions based only on how our hair looks. This seems... fine.
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I can't wait to not see "50 Shades of Grey" this weekend!
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Loving our new office #keurig! #StartupGrind
pretty sure that daal saag we ate perma changed the color of our stool #itsbeensevendays
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Just saw @HeyMissionCTRL at @pianofight - haven't laughed that hard in a while! Highly recommend #comedy #missionctrl – at San Francisco, CA
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Last chance to see Mission CTRL perform until June! The world's first ever Hour Long Sketch will be performed one last time at @pianofight
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