This dude must think I’m everybody’s taxi when my app isn’t on. My guy, leave me alone. I’m not giving rides rn.

It’s a shame that I can watch the old YouTube versions for @85SouthShow as if I’ve never seen them and they’re on their ghetto legends tour. These old jokes hit different

B Simone: The Problem with Social Media youtube.com/shorts/p1np0GgHy… via @YouTube

Let my 14 year olds son try his first edible

Since I’m peritoneal dialysis my exit strategy is “let me get on this machine before it gets too late” WORKS EVERYTIME & I don’t be lying lol

Im about first disappoint a lot of people but it’s space for redemption 🙏🏾🤞🏾

🎧 Taste And See by Israel & New Breed on @PandoraMusic pandora.app.link/PB1ULQxeewb

Let me say that AGAIN. It’s GUN shots & fireworks going off round Brynhurst & 63rd. #LLNH #TMC

Literally everything you tweeted. Verbatim

I be having my son stuck on @KarlousM saying “At the end of the day…. The day ova wit” lol I be in tears when I hear that. Lol 😂

I want Yamzzz of my own. Time to bulk up

That plus for me, I need something carbonated.

I promise this hospital food is terrible

I’m going to start hanging up on people that talk over me. I don’t care that much to have friends

The feeling of abandonment is real and it hurts. Be careful and gentle with people.

Hopefully when my book drops I’ll have enough money to start my lupus foundation because I had a vision in my dreams. But can’t tell your left hand what your right hand is doing.