@HeyLittleTank

your cool aunt/drunk uncle

 SEA x LV
Joined December 2008
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The American Bystander@BystanderTweets3 Jul 2023
twofiftyone.net/2023/07/03/d… @HeyLittleTank
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The American Bystander@BystanderTweets23 Mar 2023
This is my Uncle Go-Gurt. …and one order of dirigible sauce. Celebrity leprosy! Destroy the octowolf. @HeyLittleTank twofiftyone.net/2023/03/23/t…
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The American Bystander@BystanderTweets9 Feb 2023
Thanks to @HeyLittleTank for this collection of sadly rejected mascots. twofiftyone.net/2023/02/09/r…
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swallowed 2 contact lenses@HeyLittleTank7 Nov 2019
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Suderman
@petersuderman4 Feb 2020
YOU, A SOMEWHAT GLIB PERSON: It's a shame they can't all lose. IOWA: Well
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julia reinstein 🚡@juliareinstein7 Aug 2018
me: [selects "send verification code as text" on a website] me three seconds later: oh boy a tex mesage
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Tony Wright@webwright30 Jul 2018
My wife died suddenly 2 weeks ago. I have 3 favors to ask: 1. Read this: medium.com/@webwright/my-wif… 2. Retweet if you don't think it's weird. 3. Tell folks you love, admire, and appreciate them more (and do it more emphatically). There'll be a time when you'll wish you did. ❤️
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Rock Memes@rock__memes21 Sep 2017
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Matthew Shultz@matthewmatic28 May 2018
Take me out to the Walgreens Take me out to the store Buy me Excedrin, my noggin hurts I need new orthopedic inserts I take root, root, root of valerian And goat weed every day Though their claims! Have! not been assessed By the FDA
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DC Pierson@DCpierson10 May 2018
Scored a table at John Cage's restaurant
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Matthew Shultz@matthewmatic14 Mar 2018
Grout, grout Spread it about ‘Tween all the tiles so they don’t fall out The john Looks sparkling new The john
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ESPN
@espn9 Mar 2018
What a run for the Legion of Boom.
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The Onion
@TheOnion23 Feb 2018
Eagles Fans Finally Sober Enough To Return To Work trib.al/KXoRmoh
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(parody) BILL NYE THO@Bill_Nye_Tho16 Feb 2018
imma keep it real wit you ice water refreshing as fuck
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Chaucer Doth Tweet@LeVostreGC10 Dec 2017
And ye maye aske yowerself, 'How do Ich werke thys?' And ye maye aske yowerself, 'Wher ys that large destrier?' And ye maye tell yowerself, 'Thys nys nat my fayre castel!' And ye maye tell yowerself, 'Thys nys nat my swift goshawk!'
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Clay Travis
@ClayTravis29 Nov 2017
ESPN is firing 150 people today. Good thing they gave the CEO tanking the company a raise and extension. espnfrontrow.com/2017/11/joh…

John Skipper's memo to ESPN employees - ESPN Press Room

ESPN President John Skipper shared this message with employees this morning.

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Seattle Sounders FC
@SoundersFC11 Aug 2017
.@ElAmazo brings us the #SEAvSKC Posters By the People. Get yours now! soundersfc.com/posters
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V&A
@V_and_A28 Jul 2017
... photography opened up unconventional perspectives and ways to conceive space. We are among the audience enjoying the opera #insideVAM
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birdsrightsactivist@ProBirdRights27 Jun 2017
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SB Nation GIF@SBNationGIF14 Feb 2017
THIS DOG EATS CHICKEN AND WAFFLES
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