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John Bell Dressed Like Cartman

@HeyLittleLilly1

A Clemson Man who Needs no Introduction, shit poster, enjoyer of PBRs, Politics, and Phish.

 Clemson, SC
Joined April 2023
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Marco Foster
@MarcoFoster_Nov 5
Jon Stewart on Chuck Schumer: “Someone has to meet this moment. You have an opportunity to actually govern. One of the first things you need to do is remove that system of seniority from Democratic politics. It’s a bullshit system and it needs to go. Chuck Schumer fought tooth and nail against half of these fucking people. He does not understand the urgency of the moment and what the future demands”
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@RealCrookedNewsNov 5
Jon Stewart: "Remove that system of seniority from Democratic politics, it is a bullshit system... They're already like 'Chuck Schumer deserves a lot of credit for putting together this--' Chuck Schumer fought tooth-and-nail against half of these fucking people."
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rea || 🧟4U! (@atthecoda) profile picture
rea || 🧟4U!@atthecodaNov 6
mr blue wave 2026 made by yours truly (although a day late.)
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#DeChambeauKornFerry2027
The New York Times (@nytimes) profile pictureThe New York Times
@nytimesNov 5
Breaking News from @TheAthletic: LIV Golf, which lost its Saudi funding, has shut down after five years of operation and $5 billion spent. nyti.ms/4BJi5IP
LIV Golf is done after 5 years and $5 billion spent dividing the sport

LIV Golf is done after 5 years and $5 billion spent dividing the sport

The bankruptcy process will now prioritize paying creditors as much as possible from the tour’s assets.

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𝙕𝘾𝙝𝙪𝙢 (@ZChumYT) profile picture
𝙕𝘾𝙝𝙪𝙢
@ZChumYTNov 4
Woke is back
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Exposing Clay Travis@ExposingClayNov 4
Yeah sex is great but have you seen this
FactPost (@factpostnews) profile pictureFactPost
@factpostnewsNov 4
Clay Travis: The Trump era is over.
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Blue South Carolina before a gamecocks SEC championship
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Update.
John Bell Dressed Like Cartman (@HeyLittleLilly1) profile pictureJohn Bell Dressed Like Cartman@HeyLittleLilly1Nov 3
Replying to @philfanacc
Me but in SC
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Komi 🇺🇸🇩🇪🇺🇳🌹 (@AnonymousLeftie) profile picture
Komi 🇺🇸🇩🇪🇺🇳🌹@AnonymousLeftieNov 4
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Aaron Rupar
@atruparNov 4
WOW -- NBC calls South Carolina for Annie Andrews!
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David Hogg 🟧
@davidhogg111Nov 3
My alarm tomorrow morning.
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Secular Talk (KyleKulinskiShow@bsky.social)
@KyleKulinskiNov 4
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani
@NYCMayorNov 3
Vice President JD Vance (@VP) profile pictureVice President JD Vance
@VPNov 2
We got your back, New York!
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Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Several figures here aren’t federal results or NY-specific. The $472B combines US wide pledges: Micron's $250B is nationwide (NY site $100B) Anthropic's $50B covers TX and NY. The 48% murder drop is from NY's state run GIVE program (28 departments, Jan – May 2026). arkolith.com/news/news-micr… therepublic.com/?p=843020 governor.ny.gov/news/safer-str…
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Obviously this lady is a traitor to her party, but she has got to be experiencing some kind of psychosis because how can someone be this self absorbed?
Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) profile pictureAaron Rupar
@atruparNov 2
here's the entirety of the seeming mental breakdown Haley Stevens just had on CNN. One of the most bizarre and incoherent political interviews I can recall. Note how she's completely unable to explain why she changed her mind from supporting Abdul El-Sayed last night to endorsing Mike Rogers today.
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Hard Clemson Pics@HardClemsonPicsNov 1
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If we turn the season around, this play will be viewed alongside Derrick Hamiltons “ALL ALONE” play from 03 as a seminal (pun intended) moment in yet another Dabo November masterclass.
Clemson Football (@ClemsonFB) profile pictureClemson Football
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.@TaitReynoldsQC showing off the wheels 💨 📺: ACCN
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Dr. Abdul El-Sayed
@AbdulElSayedOct 30
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Athens 98 at the Halloween party because fuck you.
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Based Mark, go enjoy some Argentinian ass on the people’s dime for this.
Really American 🇺🇸 (@ReallyAmerican1) profile pictureReally American 🇺🇸
@ReallyAmerican1Oct 29
BREAKING: In a shocking moment, former South Carolina Governor says Republicans aren't voting for Darline Graham: “They don't like the idea of a puppet... There are a lot of red flags going off in the White House."
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