Wade Wilson

Psssssst! I didn't pay for those tickets!

I just got a call from my Booty Senses! I WAS RIGHT!!! [Wait, what? How is that even possib-] TO THE DEADPOOL DEN!!!

*Raises his head while washing dishes.*....My Booty Senses be tingling.... oh wait, that's my phone. RT @CattyThievery: "I didn't get this ass by sitting on it." #BlackCatFitness xitter.cf/CattyThievery/status/1…

More like Starsky and Hutch. RT @CarolD_MsMarvel: Tony and Carol... 21 Jump Street.

Hulk smash Deadpool, after date? Please say yes! RT @LawfulHulk: “Hulk find Banner, smash him. Hulk find Carol, smash her. Hulk find McCoy, hulk smash him hard.”

*Gasps* WOW! RT @CarolD_MsMarvel: Rhodey and Carol flirting is equal to- Awkward seal noises.

Official Cat Lady Status! RT @CarolD_MsMarvel: Can't wait die and pet all the kitties in heaven. xitter.cf/FluffyFlerken/status/1…

laughed as he took a seat next to a headless Mobster, his men sprawled out on the floor of the Bowling Rink.* Well, this was fun but I gotta go. I have a bathtub and eight seasons of Game of Thrones to watch. Thanks for a good night! (2/2)

Ok, ok, Ok! Hush! *Wade pulled at his crotch before sticking his fingers into a pink bowling ball, the Assassin lining up his shot before rolling the ball. Wade waved his hands to the left as the ball rolled fast, knocking the pins down.* YUSH!!! Told ya I could do it! *He (1/2)

Ahhhhhh shit! Gonna be fighting Dragons and Warlords and Neckbeards covered in Cheeto residue! RT @WinterSoldier__: I kinda miss fighting Hydra these days... whatever the threat, I'm ready. #WarAvengers

Yes Mistress! RT @LawfulHulk: “Shut up, Wade.” xitter.cf/heyits_deadpool/status…

Teehee. Jen Smashed me, haaaard.RT @LawfulHulk: “Now I see the Pym. Stupid fourth wall was in the (cont) tl.gd/nokc65

Alotta ladies make that face at me.... I'm starting to see a pattern....

The Face you make when you're asked out by me! Deadpool! RT @CarolD_MsMarvel:

I would never mount Captain Marvel.... unless she's giving Piggyback rides! Also, those back muscles are ridiculous!

*Cracks his back.* Should I lay down now? Or am I going flying? RT @LawfulHulk: xitter.cf/heyits_deadpool/status…

We sure did have fun times.....I miss'em....RT @LawfulHulk: xitter.cf/heyits_deadpool/status…

I think it's a summoning symbol Doc Strange uses...RT @OfGreaterMiago: "What is 'uwu' ?"

Me thinks she liked that one!

.... *Pulls his mask off, wringing it dry.* RT @CarolD_MsMarvel: SPIT TAKE xitter.cf/HeyIts_Deadpool/status…