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I draw because I hate myself

Joined August 2010
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Holy moly are @LEGO_Group games almost as old as I am? Wild to think I've been playing their games almost my entire life! Here's to another 30 years! (Also yes, the only games I've ever platinumed are Lego games lol)
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I deserve a free copy of Clue: Scott the Woz edition because I have always wanted to find out who killed Chibi-Robo, where they did it, and with what weapon.
I swear to God, if nobody quote retweets this and tells us why they want a free copy of Clue: Scott The Woz Edition we will flush all 15 we are looking to giveaway. You’ve been warned. Quote retweet this and tell us why you deserve a free copy and you may win one! Please submit by May 22 at 12 PM EST.
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My good friend Tabby made these dope DanDaDan meme designs, but I had to make the one missing one myself... I can't believe she forgot Turbo Granny
DANDADAN DANDADAN DANDADAN DANDADAN DANDADAN
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My good friend Tabby made these dope DanDaDan meme designs, but I had to make the one missing one myself... I can't believe she forgot Turbo Granny
DANDADAN DANDADAN DANDADAN DANDADAN DANDADAN
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Monster Hunter (the monsters are children)
思ってたのと大分違うキャラメイク 時間溶けすぎ💧 #キャラメイク #モンスターハンターワイルズ #Michaeljackson
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Got a birthday gift in the mail yesterday from a friend of mine, and they had gotten me a copy of @yofishboy's album Albatross! Been meaning to pick up a copy for a while now! Also the artist threw in a BUNCH of weird random stuff saying happy birthday to me lol
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Hey @skunkape when season 3 finally gets a physical release, do you plan on going through LRG again? Because I hope not, what with their deceptive marketing and horrendous customer service
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I found godzilla in my pizza. @MonsterIslandB is this a sign?
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On my way to kill Sephiroth
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Just a lil guy with a big cinnamon bun
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Thanks @HeyItsPalmer for this cursed gummy pizza 🤣
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Hell yeah!
Mitch McConnell inexplicably freezes during press conference, is quickly escorted away
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Dude posted this while his dad suffocates in a mile deep fart tube. Guess it runs in the family
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Sad to see a billionaire die of his own hubris by getting in a sea tube. Tubris, if you will
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Thank you @budbuddyguy for figuring out the set up to this
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