U know the place between sleep & awake, where u can still remember dreaming? That's where I'll always love u, that's where I'll be waiting.
When you are dead, you don't know that you are dead. It is difficult only for the others.
It is the same when you are stupid.
Sometimes you have to move on without certain people. If they're meant to be in your life, they'll catch up!
Don't worry if you're SINGLE. God is looking at you right now, saying: "I'm saving this one for someone SPECIAL. "
Is it really that hard to let go of someone? Or is it just really hard because you still hope there's a chance?
EVERY MAN needs a woman when his life is a mess, because just like in the game of chess; THE QUEEN PROTECTS THE KING
If women who sleep around to much were labelled "heroes" instead of "sluts", us guys would be having a lot more sex.
Someone fucked up here
In the moviestore: A: I wanna rent the movie American X-Files!, B: Ok,do you mean American History X?, A: Yes thats right; American Express.
The Swedish word for ”ID-card” is ”leg": a girl told an american tourist: To be allowed to buy that beer, you first need to show me your leg
