@Hevan_long

Chicagoan living in San Francisco

 San Francisco, CA
instagram.com/hevanlong
Joined November 2011
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TheFrenchPhenom@DaFeenomMay 27
Dragon Quest XII
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Eren 🎯@erenfromtargetsApr 22
idk how to explain it but he’s giving Jamie Lee Curtis dowwwnnnn
alex@userctrIApr 22
how it feels to wear a high maintenance outfit to work
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im ave@tsve_Apr 20
home alone and I just heard RuPaul’s cut to commercial chuckle from the basement
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jolene of arc@okaypompeiiMar 27
Well Clarice, have the lambs stopped screaming?
Kathleen@tmszhjh88Mar 26
It put on a mask
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clare@sadderlizardsFeb 26
300 mg caffeine and no breakfast
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How I look at JRPG’s releasing with an 80 hour story minimum, a level up screen and a skill tree
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Jared Shult
@jared_shultJan 13
A husband on Grindr
LadyValor
@lady_valor_07Jan 12
What do Republican women have that Democrat women don’t?
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Cxspxxr✘🧸
@_6signxxxJan 13
our girl is so resilient, i love earth she is truly tht bitch
All day Astronomy
@forallcurious11 Jul 2025
Amazing NEWS🚨: Scientists have discovered a fungus in the Amazon rainforest that naturally consumes plastic and could help save the planet
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Harsh Goenka
@hvgoenkaJan 13
A little girl’s father had gone missing. The girl drew a sketch of her father for the police. And as soon as the police found the man, seeing his actual photograph made the news anchors burst out laughing. 😅
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Important context: this video is AI-generated and is NOT a genuine news report, as revealed by its watermark indicating its original source; an Instagram page by the name of "Mr. Twist" who posts AI slop. Original video source: instagram.com/mr.twist.2077/…
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Why am I forced in office pretending to work when I could be home with my son and also pretending to work
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Just a baby beaver cleaning his chubby belly 🦫
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daniela@dicknsn24 Dec 2025
girl we’re on the way to the cottage rn
Netflix
@netflix24 Dec 2025
IT'S STRANGER THINGS EVE
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I dissociated my way into this mess and I will dissociate my way out
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Tom Smyth@Tom_Smyth_25 Nov 2025
lisa rinna telling production how to get a storyline out of kyle richards
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I'm burning sage and my bf talking bout it's irritating his skin yea I bet it is demon
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Wow, I wonder which moron raised the tariffs on them in the first place
Nick Sortor
@nicksortor14 Nov 2025
🚨 BREAKING: President Trump has just signed an executive order ELIMINATING tariffs on beef, coffee, and tropical fruits This is an effort to bring down food prices in America, as voters voice concerns about affordability. Keep focusing on affordability, 47.
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✣@Y2KFL013 Nov 2025
DORA HAS A LAST NAME???
ToonHive
@ToonHive13 Nov 2025
Happy 35th birthday to the talented Kathleen Herles, the original voice of Dora Márquez and the voice of Dora’s mom on the ‘Dora’ reboot.
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Iconicament3 🪏(Coco) | trop-pilled | dig! dig!@Iconicament39 Nov 2025
Any discourse on this starts and ends with the reality that it is 2025 and we still don’t have one story of a man in love with a monstrous woman in mainstream media. Not one.
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Need her in a Matrix reboot
Pop Crave
@PopCrave13 Nov 2025
Cynthia Erivo graces the cover of GQ’s Men of the Year issue. 📸: Campbell Addy
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