Tom Hanks enthusiast. Safe place for pale people, but only if you accept me as your leader.
Greenbow Alabama
Joined March 2020
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I have worked at a fruit stand for 3 years now, and let me tell you that I still know absolutely nothing about fruit.
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There is only 1 reason I have gotten out of bed everyday, and that is the hope that one day @Arbys will send me one of their cool hats.
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Dying my hair pink was all fun and games until all the old men at work started to only call me “cupcake” or “strawberry shortcake”
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If the world doesn’t get its shit together in 2021, I am moving off-grid to a shack with many dachshunds.
So I am very unshamefully reading 50 shades of grey, and during the ~steamy~ scenes the main character like tells us what she is thinking....umm not ONCE is this BITCH concerned about accidentally farting....what the FUCK??
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Day 18 of quarantine: I have paid someone on tik tok to make art of me and kylo ren...I will keep you updated.
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I’m sorry I know a lot of people like her, but Kate Brown really be givin me Tammy 2 vibes from parks n rec
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Remember back in 2014 when the only thing we had to worry about was Shrek is love, Shrek is life? #takemeback