I love online discourse! I love to live in the "age of information!" It's like I have a printing press on the back of my eyelids!

SNL UK is so willing to go there! (Tell jokes that map perfectly onto my political belief system.) Regular SNL? They never take risks! All they ever do is tell jokes that routinely anger hundreds of thousands of people.

I watched "You Can See Everything" today, and aside from the movie itself being exhilarating, the thing I'm having a hard time reckoning with is how surreal it is to see this weirdo I spent over a decade yelling about to anyone who would listen on a big screen in a theater.

MFs in old books be like "countenance."

Cleaning out some old drawers in my childhood bedroom, and can you believe this company is refusing to honor this coupon? Smh.

Can't wait to see what race Hannah's kid is now.

There's a local election going on here, and 50% of the lawn signs feature AI-generated design that is an eyesore to look at. We don't need to wait for AI to accelerate climate change for it to make our environment worse. It's already doing it.

Bad news: That magic pill you have fantasized about that can fix everything wrong with you? It actually does exist! You, specifically, are just allergic to it.

Just had the distinct pleasure of explaining Dhar Mann to someone who has never heard of him.

It's so hard to make stand-up look VISUALLY interesting, so kudos to Mandal for this.

Love that LinkedIn is now promoting games. It is my favorite hub for both professional networking and children's cereal box distractions!