Documentary about a serial killer: "He had no friends or social life, preferred to be alone and rarely left the house" Me:

There’s something about this sound that makes me feel like I could deport a million illegal immigrants all by myself

This video is PEAK comedy gold. I felt this in my SOUL. 😂 “Can’t stand these fckn bicyclists” — my brother, you just narrated my morning commute. He nails it: Grown-ass men in skin-tight neon spandex outfits looking like a pack of radioactive Power Rangers, riding three-wide like it’s the Peloton Championships on a residential road. No one’s handing out medals at the cul-de-sac, Kyle. You’re not transporting a heart for surgery. You’re just expensive, slow-moving road geese with $10k carbon fiber attitudes. One? Fine. Eight? That’s a tactical formation. That’s how civilizations fall. I’m honking, I’m crying, I’m in agreement. Save us from the Lycra Legion. He nails every reason I can’t stand the bicycle militia.