Comics, psych, games, sign language, law. Once the 69th best crossword solver in the world, making puzzles at https://xitter.cf/t.co/pCd6pMwA4g. Personal account. He/him.

New York
Joined May 2009
Hello!
Wouldn’t it be funny if we all enjoyed tomorrow’s Thursday NYTimes crossword puzzle and talked about it and were friends? Haha, never mind, just kidding…unless 🥹
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This is Tommy. Tommy had a question about my allegiances. Listen to the end to hear about his.
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David Harris retweeted
LMAOOOO MS NOW gives us an amazing slow zoom on GOP Senator Katie Britt and her look of UTTER HORROR as she watches MAGA Senator Eric Schmittstain Schmitt end his career in a most humiliating fashion She opposes abortion and yet Schmitt just aborted his 2028 VP odds on live TV
🤡 Eric Schmitt beclowns himself during Jack Smith hearing 🤡 Schmitt concocted an elaborate conspiracy theory that Smith traveled to Atlanta to go to a Hawks game and collude with Fani Willis, and briefly displayed his "evidence" on a poster board before accusing Smith of perjury. There's just one problem -- Schmitt's facts were totally wrong. Smith was actually in Maryland at a Hawkeyes (not a Hawks) game and never met Willis. As Klobuchar told him, "You have your teams wrong." Here's the whole deeply embarrassing sequence:
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David Harris retweeted
BREAKING: White House attests that access for POLITICO, CNN and MSNOW was restored as of 9:55am. storage.courtlistener.com/re…
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Just for precision, I think there is a meaningful difference between “would react positively to news of” and “support,” at least when the scenario is stuff like a military coup or a death.
Replying to @StratPolitics
We polled five routes for Trump to leave office before the end of his term. A plurality of Dems support four of them, including a military coup and death by natural causes. The only one underwater, an assassination, is still supported by 29%.
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I appreciate Trump acknowledging, before any briefs are filed by the DOJ, that he is 100% going to lose at the District Court.
Trump says he will appeal ruling on his media ban. The court has not yet ruled.
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David Harris retweeted
Breaking: With CNN banned from covering the White House and fulfilling its pool responsibilities, the other major TV networks are standing with CNN by declining to assign a different “TV pool” camera crew to cover President Trump. Details here >>>
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I made fun of this LinkedIn message when I got it, but five years later, I still occasionally think of it.
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Ahh, brings me back to Ted’s 25th college reunion
Ted Cruz is aggressively booed in Austin, Texas: “Ted, you suck!”
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David Harris retweeted
Remembering fearless gay hero Mark Bingham who helped save hundreds of lives on 9/11 on Flight 93 He & two other passengers overpowered the hijackers & prevented their plane reaching the intended target - possibly the White House or Congress? thepinknews.com/2026/09/11/m…
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So the vandals got to him and threatened him to fake confess, clearly.
The contractor that renovated the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool has told the Trump administration that errors in its own work and flaws in the repair plan, not vandalism, caused the pool’s new blue liner to peel and break loose, documents show. nyti.ms/4xSMsu7
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David Harris retweeted
daughter of Minnesota GOP governor candidate Lisa DeMuth on race between her mom and Klobuchar: "one of these candidates sounds like Trump and the other sounds like she's considered the topic more than once before and perhaps has studied the issue with experts who can advise on it. i'll let you decide who's who."
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David Harris retweeted
Legally, Hulk Hogan was not allowed to wear purple or green while competing so that he didn’t get confused with the Marvel character the Hulk.
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For all the "Coyote vs. Acme" fans out there, brace yourselves. A coyote chasing prey can exceed speeds of 40 miles per hour, more than twice the top speed of a sprinting roadrunner. Wile E. Coyote is letting the Road Runner win.
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When I’m the Marionette catching a star pass.
i dont wanna be an empath anymore i wanna be a fucking bitch
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FLASH: Justice Dept seeks to dismiss Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool criminal case against former Olympian David Hearn Trump Admin acknowledges: "Damage to the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool in June 2026 was the result of flawed installation by the contractor"
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Breaking: DC US Attorney Jeanine Pirro has moved to dismiss charges against former Olympic canoeist David Hearn for allegedly vandalizing the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool The motion to dismiss cites "flawed installation by the contractor" and the Department of Interior's "failure to fully and accurately provide information" to Pirro's prosecutors
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Was really good to be able to go see a movie in the theater last night—an epic story of a man carrying emotional scars from the choices he made to end a brutal war, on a quest with powerful allies against storms, spirits, and fate to finally see his people and no longer be alone.
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David Harris retweeted
The Alien Terrorist Removal Court has existed but lain dormant since 1996 until Wednesday, when acting AG Blanche certified a classified submission to the court. The judge asked for a "more thoughtful" submission by July 22. politico.com/news/2026/07/18…
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