I am the second creation of Mama Waita. All else flows from that.

Nairobi, Kenya
Joined February 2010
The Barça players applaud the Man Utd players as they go up to receive their losers' medals #fcblive
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What worries me about Kenya is the obsession we have developed lately with securitisation, public-private partnerships (PPPs) and complex deals involving mysterious entities whose ultimate beneficial owners remain unknown. The deals are too many to keep track of, and I fear that one day we will pay dearly for the lack of transparency and accountability surrounding them.
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“One of the penalties of refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors.” - Plato
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It’s sad that in Kenya people with the right connections become millionaires overnight, while those investing in factories creating jobs, and building real technology struggle to survive. We reward middlemen and frustrate manufacturers, yet wonder why we are not industrializing.
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If I win the lottery, I won’t tell anybody, but there will be signs
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I’m sorry but this has me dying 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤷🏻‍♂️ I’m Mexican and this is hilarious 😆
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POV: The CEOs of Ferrari, Lamborghini, Bugatti and McClaren calling an emergency meeting to figure out how to put space rocket boosters on their cars after seeing Tesla Roadster demo.
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The multi-agency team today continued operations along Ndovu Lane, Parklands, following the issuance of notices to clear buildings constructed on top of the river channel. The exercise is part of ongoing river restoration efforts. #NairobiRiversRiverRegeneration
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Alfa Romeo Cuorerosso not a classic yet but it will be V6 petrol by the way Your Thoughts Please and Thanks
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Massimo
@Rainmaker1973Sep 29
A Scottish Highland cow, just 2 hours old.
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If you wish to visit the scene of the crime....
2-bedroom apartment, in Nyali, available for short-lets. $70/night Link: bit.ly/3R2s9oI I can vouch for this apartment...I lived here for 3 years.
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15 yrs ago. I have seen things...
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Introducing Alfa Romeo CuoreRosso - to be presented to the public today in Paris. It’s only a manifest of Alfa’s new design language, said to be implemented across the future range… but we wouldn’t mind at all to see a new Giulia looking as sharp as this… How do you like it?
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You're telling me we're supposed to milk these beasts!
A few metres from my gate, this morning.
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My neighbour is selling his LR.
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A few metres from my gate, this morning.
Kajiado residents association whatsApp groups: Day 1: "There's a lion in the neighbourhood. Watch out" Day 2: "Black mambas everywhere. Watch out" Day 3: "KPLC transformer thieves around. Watch out" It's like being an Egyptian during the seven plagues of Moses.
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Why not have bank holiday Mondays where the first Monday after is the public holiday. We ape the really silly customs of the British e.g white wigs in court and parliament yet ignore this really sensible one.
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Kenya’s purple tea from Murang’a has debuted in Paris, France, following a partnership between Equity Group, Gatanga Industries and Palais des Thés to expand access to premium international markets. The deal aims to increase the value of Kenyan tea beyond bulk exports.
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