I knew someone who was accosted by Mark McVeigh on a night out so he called Spike a pixie-eyed gremlin and I've always thought about that. James Hird didn't sign something for 10 year old me at Windy Hill and my Mum has resented him ever since. This runs deep for me...

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Herbatron · Aug 8, 2026 · 7:36 AM UTC

Herbatron@Herbatron23Aug 8

Hird is inevitable...

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Herbatron · Jul 5, 2026 · 6:34 AM UTC

Herbatron@Herbatron23Jul 5

Insert experienced players from successful programs to replace those plodders we call leaders. This is the only way. Hird or not #AFLDonsSaints

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Herbatron · Jun 13, 2026 · 4:02 AM UTC

Herbatron@Herbatron23Jun 13

Maybe Brad Scott was right about Tsatas...#AFLDeesDons

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Herbatron · Jun 6, 2026 · 12:15 PM UTC

Herbatron@Herbatron23Jun 6

Hahahahaha @TheSashPod come getcha boy 😂😂😂 Wish I knew, could've caught a lift down from Bendigo with that family #redemption5

9News Melbourne

@9NewsMelbJun 6

Essendon superfans have staged a James Hird rally outside the club, hoping to build momentum for an extraordinary coaching comeback. #9News

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Herbatron · Jun 2, 2026 · 6:51 AM UTC

Herbatron@Herbatron23Jun 2

His team has won 1 game in the last 12 months. Sack the coach, iniate Hird hysteria, have Lewis Hayes rupture his ACL again

Essendon FC@essendonfcJun 2

We're disappointed to confirm that Lewis Hayes re-injured his ACL during his VFL return over the weekend. Details below. With you every step of the way, Hayesy ❤️ essendonfc.com.au/news/20385…

Injury news: Lewis Hayes

Scans confirm ACL damage for defender in VFL return game.

essendonfc.com.au

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Herbatron · May 26, 2026 · 11:44 AM UTC

Herbatron@Herbatron23May 26

Holy shit, Hirdy is all in. Brace for impact

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Herbatron · May 26, 2026 · 11:52 AM UTC

Herbatron@Herbatron23May 26

Sheedy operating in the shadows like Sheev Palpatine. He muscled Welsh and Solomon into positions of power to set the path for Hird to return. But will Hird bring balance to the club or leave it in darkness...again...?

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Herbatron · May 25, 2026 · 10:18 PM UTC

Herbatron@Herbatron23May 25

Mitch Cleary@cleary_mitchMay 25

Breaking - Brad Scott sacked as Essendon coach @7NewsMelbourne @7AFL

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Herbatron · May 22, 2026 · 12:19 PM UTC

Herbatron@Herbatron23May 22

And you just KNOW Brad Scott will use these injuries as an excuse to cover up his footy crimes for the remainder of the season

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Herbatron · May 20, 2026 · 3:50 AM UTC

Herbatron@Herbatron23May 20

Godspeed Brayden, another soul taken by the Essendon TBC void

Essendon FC@essendonfcMay 20

Fiorini has been moved to the long-term injury list, while Visentini is set for a stint on the sideline. essendonfc.com.au/news/20274…

Injury news: Decision on Fiorini, Visentini sidelined

Bombers provide update on two players.

essendonfc.com.au

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Herbatron · May 7, 2026 · 8:52 AM UTC

Herbatron@Herbatron23May 7

Brad Scott as a head coach is like a chimp with a machine gun

Essendon FC@essendonfcMay 7

Bryza + Red Dog among SIX inclusions 👀 The full lineup below. essendonfc.com.au/news/20150…

Team selection: Dons swing six changes to take on GWS

Bombers busy at selection table for interstate clash.

essendonfc.com.au

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Herbatron · May 2, 2026 · 3:51 AM UTC

Herbatron@Herbatron23May 2

Holy shit they did my boy dirty here 😂😂😂 #AFLDonsLions

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Herbatron · Apr 30, 2026 · 9:28 AM UTC

Herbatron@Herbatron23Apr 30

Is Brad Scott genuinely okay? I mean think about it, just this season he: Blamed Nate Caddy for demoralising the team Said we're all gonna die someday Said 'the hard work is done' in relation to our rebuild Created a viral reaction gif Dropped Tsatas for little to no reason