No matter where you go, there you are. There's nothing wrong with going nowhere, if you're going fast. But drink up. There's always a boom tomorrow. Dude/Dude.

Joined May 2008
I very rarely waste my time on this dumpster fire anymore - fuck Space Karen for destroying what used to be a site worth visiting. I'm hendel @bsky .social and @mastodon.social - find me there and maybe we can all re-create the best parts of what Twitter used to be.
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It's always a grift. Every. Fucking. Thing. 🤨🖕🍊🤡🐘
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Making friends #ScaryFarm
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Despite our haunt coverage numbers currently being higher than last year at this point, it’s temporary because we know we are much thinner on time this season and numbers will be down. Similarly, there’s even less time for return visits, so when we “found” about an hour of time we knew we needed to soak up some fog #ScaryFarm
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Weekend vibes on a Thursday (special guest star, Tony Baxter has a cameo at the end because it’s a Thursday & he loves Scary Farm on Thursdays) #ScaryFarm
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Good dental hygiene is so important #SonOfMonsterpalooza
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So both Props 41 and 41 are basically designed to kill Prop 40, and will do so unless it not only passes but gets more votes than either of them. youtu.be/RNMg3cu-A0s Let's go back and review some examples of just how much a billion is, shall we? paisaudao.com/blog/how-much-… 🤨
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Said that, meant it. Still couldn’t help pulling over for a minute to watch when I saw a Falcon arcing across the sky at twilight tonight. Damn it. Fuck Elon. 🤨
It really pains me to say this, but now that it’s indistinguishable from the rest of Space Karen’s AI-infected scams, er, companies, fuck SpaceX too. 😕
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It really pains me to say this, but now that it’s indistinguishable from the rest of Space Karen’s AI-infected scams, er, companies, fuck SpaceX too. 😕
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And we're fucking speedrunning it in 20 years, not 500. 🤦‍♂️🤬
Idiocracy was a shockingly accurate documentary.
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I am 💀! South Park just went in on Trump. Please share before it's taken down. Pffft!🤣
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“A plague o' both your houses!” 🥹🎉
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Fuck. Space. Nazi. Karen. 🤨
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“It was an accident!! He’s autistic!!”
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BREAKING: Republican Senator John Cornyn just announced that he would like the House Ethics Committee to release the findings of the Matt Gaetz investigation. It sure looks like Republicans are going to sink one of Trump’s first nominees.
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Drop a 💙 if you're with @MarkHamill! 💙
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