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This girl fainted and we tried to call her father
We found 7 dads on her phone
Big dad
Sweet Daddy
Zaddy
Little Dad
My heaven Dad
Good Dad
We called the "sweet Daddy"
That one told us he is married and we should never call his line again.long story cut short
We ended up calling her mom
Na one mama she get but plenty fathers
Being born a Nigerian is one of the worst things ever. The culture sucks, the people, the tradition, the mentality, the system, the government. Every fucking god damned thing sucks. This is one of the worst places to ever exist on earth.
HemmieClinton retweeted
Update:
If you live in Ikeja or Maryland, visit any shawarma hotspots there, and you’ll find the most beautiful, homely babes from wealthy backgrounds who fit in your specs.
HemmieClinton retweeted
one thing I no fit do even for yoruba land na to postrate (dobalé).
make I lie down for ground give my fellow man
God punish u .
HemmieClinton retweeted
Dear sportybet @SportyBet @SportyBetNG
I pray for you that one day you will lock a game because you are trying to make people lose
And it will turn around and put you in huge losses that would drastically shake your platform.
HemmieClinton retweeted
Once I buy this MacBook I go first go one cafe go sit down
Buy coffee do like say I Dey do something important
HemmieClinton retweeted
you won’t find men who eat corn flakes beating their wives
fufu has a way of triggering anger
HemmieClinton retweeted
You fit dey enjoy nepa light make one drunk yahoo boy use flying car hit una transformer
HemmieClinton retweeted
I got interviewed by an Indian man today immediately I entered his office
I first tell am namaste
The man burst laugh omo na so I take get work ooo
HemmieClinton retweeted
I just dey reason this thing. If Tinubu enters for 2nd term, that means by the time we get a new administration, I'll be around 25. I'm actually scared.



















