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Have you ever loved so hard you split your soul in two? Helmsmith. Turning dreams into the crushing reality of ennui since 2019.

Joined March 2022
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The Helmsmith does not endorse our co-founder's view of autumn. Here at The Helmsmith, we believe all seasons are suitable for Sending It™.
I get that people like autumn. That's fine. But please let me enjoy the last scraps of summer as a person who finds the winter months dreadfully awful. Seeing posts about crunchy leaves and pumpkin spiced lattes already is like when the shops put out the easter eggs in November
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No one should live in fear of who they are or choose to be. Ever. It’s that simple. Celebrate the Power of Love - beyond sexualities, gender identities & borders! #IDAHOBIT2022
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Helmsmith AG would be pleased to lend its support to such an undertaking.
Ok. So if the UK ends up hosting Eurovision next year, I’ll persuade @ItsTomLynch and @masonf55 and @mike_orford to co-host the most camp motoring media press trip ever seen. Boys, you in?
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Here at Helmsmith we're firm Easter fans - because nothing says you love Jesus like spending a full four-day weekend half cut on scrumpy while eating a Lindt bunny for breakfast.
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Did you know that it's National Beer Day today? Here at Helmsmith AG, we're not against hoppy exploration. Anyone for a cold sip of excellence?
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My @HelmsmithAG ID badge came out of my pocket with my phone while I was trying to pay for coffee and obviously landed face up on the counter. Wasn't really sure how to explain it to the barista so just wordlessly put it back. Shame, because I liked going to that coffee place.
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Reviews beginning to flood in for Helmsmith's trailblazing product offering.
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Helmsmith. Liquid success.
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We don’t ask for excellence, we achieve it
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Our attendees join a roundtable interview, part of HelmsmithAG's commitment to transparency of success.
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Our pioneering meaty offering, Helmsmith brand pork belly.
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Replying to @joshbythesea
It’s the @HelmsmithAG launch. Looo what we had for pudding! Alcoholic fluid
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Not quite sure what’s going on here… @HelmsmithAG @SimonBranney @FrontSeatPhil
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The Helmsmith retweeted
Lol, @HelmsmithAG has begun
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And now look. @HelmsmithAG
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Tonight Matthew, I'm filling in for @RTKDrives at the inaugural @HelmsmithAG event 🥩
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The Helmsmith retweeted
Top work @HelmsmithAG
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I’m not sure how to take this. Feels like an alter ego.
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