• QA Supervisor for @VALORANT • MFA | English & Creative Writing • 80s Time Traveler • Opinions are mine alone. • https://xitter.cf/t.co/8JtVUHbFEA

Somewhere in 1984
Joined July 2020
"Don't give yourself to these machine men, with machine minds and machine hearts." - The Great Dictator
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Fade mains 👀 // #VALORANT
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Shh... Hush is here.
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"Attend the tale of Sweeney Todd His skin was pale and his eye was odd He shaved the faces of gentlemen Who never thereafter were heard of again He kept a shop in London Town And what if none of their souls were saved They went to their maker impeccably shaved By Sweeney Todd"
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My VCT pick'ems are just absolutely fucked. Congrats to VIT and Loud though, well earned.
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me and who? 🎃
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Nathan Fielder & Lance Oppenheim's You Can See Everything is a 10 out of 10 Masterpiece.
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Band practice, a jack and coke, and now some Castlevania. Life is good again.
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Let's have some fun
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Our team worked so hard on this one dropping today, I'm very proud to work with the best in the industry on amazing content for our players. I just wanted to take a moment to express gratitude that I get to work at my dream job in gaming with amazing devs. youtube.com/watch?v=h5kY2c5B…
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Ben Affleck says he loves playing Valorant but gets "f**king rocked" by 11-year-olds He accuses them of cheating and is 'humiliated' when it turns out they're just kids
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"Are you ready for the sequel? Ain't you ready for the latest? In the garden of evil, I'm gonna be the greatest. In a golden cathedral, I'll be praying for the faithless. And if you lose, boo-hoo."
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If you liked the original Hellraiser I am begging you to buy the new game that dropped today, they absolutely nailed (ha) it. They get the aesthetic of the film, being in the labyrinth is incredible looking, and the story is great. One warning: tons of explicit gore and sex.
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Oh cool first hurricane in history to hit LA right after I move to the beach. Better get my rain boots ready.
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I was a host buster tonight finally! Download Savvy it’s so fun.
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"I've got these friends in "quotes" and girls with asterisks* I watch the time whither and fall from my wrist. Out on the porch, Van Morrison is bleeding through the walls, I don't think your roommate has been writing down my calls."
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Saw one of my favorite bands called “The Matches” tonight. They only play every few years now but they’re always excellent. There’s a documentary about them called “audio blood.” - “thank you for reminding me that in these times, music still has the power to bring us together.”
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Me trying to read bro's mind in VALORANT when he says "They're right there!" on coms.
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