My HOA fined me $75 because my mailbox is "the wrong shade of black." They're right, technically. So I read the entire 80 page rulebook. Highlighter and everything. By Sunday I had found out the board treasurer's fence is two feet too tall, the vice president's RV has been parked in his driveway for three years, and the same fine they just charged me has never once been billed to the board president, who repaints his front door a new color every spring. I didn't argue. I paid the $75, thanked them for the "helpful reminder," and mailed each board member a polite letter with the exact page and rule number for their own violation. I also attached a blank copy of the neighborhood complaint form for each of them. Then I put my mailbox back to its original color and waited. Last night a flyer showed up on every porch on the street: "Emergency Community Meeting, Thursday, 7 PM. Attendance Strongly Encouraged." I've already printed 40 copies of the rulebook. This is about to become everyone's problem. What would you do?