@HellfireKade

CEO of Kilgore Arms. Black King of the Hellfire Club. Your future overlord. Follow me now or later, it's up to you. But sooner or later... you will follow.

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Joined March 2013
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Happy Earth Day. I love the Earth so much I'm planning on buying most of it.
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Nothing in the refrigerator but stacks of unlaundered Euros and a jar of baby seal eyes. #bachelorlife
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The Hellfire Academy: now enrolling.
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Our esteemed founders.
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ΚΑΤΑ ΤΟΝ ΔΑΙΜΟΝΑ ΕΑΥΤΟΥ
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Going for a cruise in the company submarine. Buying one of the moons of Saturn. Eating a baby tiger. You know, typical weekend stuff.
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And remember, if your Sentinel wasn't made by Kilgore Arms, then it ain't worth SNIKT.
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I'm kidding, of course. Every day is a great day to hate mutants.
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Today is a great day to hate mutants!
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Oh look. RT @AcademyHellfire: Now hiring.
Just ordered two dozen hardcover copies of DOOMISMS: DR. DOOM IN HIS OWN WORDS. Hmm, wonder what those are for?
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Buy a Sentinel today, and I'll have it dyed green for you, no extra charge.
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Yes. Tell your school to buy more Sentinels. RT @breta_moore Was my campus power outage because of you?
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Three-quarters of the countries on the globe own my Sentinels. I also run the oldest, most notorious secret club in existence. How are you?
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I love the smell of Sentinels in the morning.
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Hello, future minions.
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