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John Constantine

@HellOrBust

It’s your ol’ pal John. - street magus, perpetually lucky, damned but he’ll sort that out later. #hellblazer #rp #vertigo

Joined January 2022
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John Constantine 🚬🚬🚬 - Occult Detective - Great in a scrape - Bad as an influence - Probably owes you a favour “You never saw me and everything is fine.”
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I’d avoid the dog park. Just sayin’.
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Sage advice.
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I was dead asleep when the first text came across my mobile. Unknown number. Single word. “Help”
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“When did your family move in?” We’d been in the little house for a mere ten minutes but I felt it.. When something strong and wicked doesn’t want you hanging about, it throws a shiver straight to your plums. Lise hasn’t moved from the entryway as I make my sweep.
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“Before autumn term. Mum took a new job and..dad..” I pause and look back down the hall. “Y’alright kid?” She’s gone stone still, mouth agape like a fish. “Lise..”
Let’s get something straight: you did not receive a miracle. You unwittingly enacted a 𝙧𝙞𝙩𝙪𝙖𝙡 𝙨𝙖𝙘𝙧𝙞𝙛𝙞𝙘𝙚 and received a fucking cursed candle. You further impose the curse by 𝙙𝙖𝙢𝙣𝙞𝙣𝙜 your family with a bloody BINDING ceremony.
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Granddaughter dodged a bullet, if you ask me.
Yeah, just wait till you see the bus.
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[it’s absolutely pissing down] Eh. I needed a rinse.
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Rough night.
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I’m not even surprised any more. Humanity is a pox.
Need a haircut but I have trust issues with scissors.
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Do you know how much they want for a bleeding haircut these days??? Fucking hell. But look at this pomp.
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I ask meself daily.
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