Finally enlisted to be a Helldiver, huh? Good work weenie, but the hard part ain't over yet: you're gonna need to procure a few "samples" for analysis. Nervous? Don't be - your beefcake Sergeants know juuuuust how to take care of you. "SAMPLE COLLECTION" is out now on P8treon!

Dreams do come true 🥹

The Helices3D digital footprint breaches containment once again... For anyone who started playing Helldivers 2 after my big video earlier this year, these miiiiight just be the mods you've been waiting for 🥴

I'll keep this short, but I'm at a point where my work is inevitably going to get reuploaded and bootlegged beyond belief. But what bums me out isn't the fact that it's getting reuploaded, it's the fact that reuploaders/impersonators cut out an important note I leave in my videos - the same note that you see in these two screenshots. If you've ever heard the saying "you catch more flies with honey than vinegar" then that's basically been my mantra in terms of monetization for as long as I can remember. I've always tried to play fair with the way I monetize my content, hence why it breaks my heart to see people impersonating me whilst cutting out my MO from the videos entirely. So for anyone who might've missed it: if you had a good time with one of my vids, consider throwing me a bone one day, but only when you're able to.

For all the new lads who found me from the recent vids, don't forget to check out some of the older vids I've done with Clayton! It's important lore for the Helix Cinematic Universe (HCU)

VOICE ACTING: Legendary duo of @VoidSlutVA and @dusk_infinity as Clayton and the weenie (of course) 3D MODELS / ASSETS: Clayton Carmine from @Barafan18 , Weenie model based off of @voluox 's work Cute little intro / outro doodles from @sporkbeetle Moral support and additional assets from @blandwichNSFW