Tweets~Lifestyle~πŸͺ–~@realmadrid

Joined February 2026
Women no fit use 'I sabi cook' deceive men again, 70% of Nigerian men sabi cook now.
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Rich guy na naughty boy. Poor guy na s3x addict. Omo, life no balance.
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Masturbation and sex in the dream is not a flex, it's a great setbacks.
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You can have your heir without marrying. just like my friend said, he is not going to marry any woman he will just look for a woman to carry his baby and if it’s a boy, he is done.
If not for an heir to carry the family name, many men wouldn’t marry in this generation with the kind of women we have today.
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Dad who has been crying since his son went missing. ​Also him as soon as he finds the son πŸ˜‚
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Many married men have sponsored more hoes in tertiary institutions than their actual wives. Gutter behavior.πŸͺΆ
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I noticed some niggas now refer to ladies as β€œbro” like wtf is that πŸ˜‚
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come tell us the work he has done 3 years in office
Tinubu go work let’s have a little patience 🀧
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So wrong of her 🚢
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Nowadays Children eat almonds nd dry fruits to improve their memory power. In our days, two slaps were enough . Luck mfsπŸ˜…
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We go again today and we win πŸ’ͺ🏾
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🩺 HEALTH REMINDER Two medicines that work well separately may cause problems when taken together. 😳 Some drug combinations can increase side effects or make treatment less effective. Don’t mix medicines or add herbal remedies without checking with a qualified healthcare professional. Your health isn’t a guessing game. ❀️
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she prefers sucking dollars to dick
What text made you realize that the relationship was over?
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Dem fine Barcelona €602,dem appeal am...na 150m dem wan con get to buy the player?...burst my head πŸ˜…
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the way I’m trusting the process, you’d think I’ve seen the ending
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I get pop site work for you if you dey interested 😁
I go do POP from NYSC tomorrow, make unna help me find work abeg πŸ˜ͺ🀲🏻
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the amount of people watching porn on X in silence could fill O2 arena twice.
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Cooking for yourself is one of the most underrated forms of self respect.
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You can spend years knowing someone and still not know what they’re capable of
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They no born me well make I sing 1 meter ooo ohh it’s nothing, with this my current situation 😭 hmmm 1k is something ooo this side 🀣
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