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Annual World Series Champion Texas Rangers s̶u̶f̶f̶e̶r̶e̶r̶ enjoyer. Jonah Heim is an Allstar. Formerly the Brunson Burner. #mffl tamu’23

Joined February 2021
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LOOK AT THE STATS. Adley is awesome. Heim is better. Vote for the right person.
5
21
10
285
33,732
Fire Elko if Marcel walks out on the next drive
429
Carrie Underwood just gave me full body goosebumps
425
Jerry please take Taurean York in the 7th.
73
Dude.
Jonah Heim would like to forget this play
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they really expected DALLAS mavericks fans to embrace someone who sat on the bench wearing a green bay packers jersey for more games than he even played lmfao
9
144
3
3,458
133,129
You offer me one singular cold miller lite in return and I’m pulling the trigger if I’m in charge.
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The holiday giveaways continue! Repost for a chance to win a Corey Seager signed baseball! Two winners will be selected. 🎁
119
3,311
20
1,695
112,920
JALEN HURTS WOULD'VE HAD A HIGHER QBR IF HE SPIKED THE BALL EVERY PLAY TONIGHT.
438
1,868
495
35,622
1,953,861
Scientists will be trying to solve how a team won a Super Bowl with Jalen Hurts at QB for the rest of human history
107
653
55
8,235
277,025
One of the saddest tweet I’ve ever seen in my life
At what point do we start considering that Texas really only has 2 losses? You lose @ the Big Ten & SEC Champion. That can only count for 1 loss. Add in Florida and Texas really only has 2 losses
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Jonah Heim hit a huge home run in Game 6 of the 2023 ALCS to give the Rangers a lead they would not relinquish.
8
66
3
922
28,779
The Texas Rangers non-tendered catcher Jonah Heim, sources tell ESPN. He is now a free agent.
122
200
205
3,076
886,046
I will miss you Jonah Heim. One of my goats forever.
40
It’s a sad day.
37
Texas going 8-4 will be so ironic
52
It's a splattering in Death Valley
181
333
21
5,199
243,640
Carson Beck when I have hard earned US Currency on him:
1
2
22
8,603
Every fucking time
1
212
There may not be a worse game manager in the history of football than Billy Napier. He just has no clue what to do with timeouts, penalties or really anything with less than 4 minutes left on the clock.
2
1
7
4,703
The man who led us to our first World Series Championship. Thank you, Boch for your leadership in the dugout over the past three seasons!
254
1,983
352
14,301
741,150